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Mario you're a little wuss!

El Tejano

El Tejano

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I think Mario is overrated and overhyped. He's using the injury as an excuse and Tony Romo just slapped Mario's mom because he's not scared of Mario.

(sshhh! Everyone on this board should know my theory. I won't say it so that it doesn't get reversed but yall know what's up.)

Anyone else wanna add to this?
 
mario has a mom??? i thought he was the offspring of two gay men!! lol

to far??? im sorry im just excited for tonights game
 
Dallas' Tackles didn't know Mario was still in the league... they figured he'd take his pansy arse back to NC & play with dolls.
 
Mario, you ain't gonna be no factor tonight. A good DE has to have good pedigree. As far as I can make out, your family tree is a shrub. You move as slow as a crippled turtle in dog ****.
 
We should have took Vince Young and converted him to defensive end, he would be better than Mario is at it!
 
Maybe we could trade Wussy-o for a six pack and a bag of chips.

Then again, maybe we couldn't. Our trading partner would force us to give them Wussy-o AND a bag of chips.
 
Mark Columbo is the guy who stole the toy in Mario's Happy meal when he was 9.
 
I've captured all of your IP addresses, cross referenced them through Funk & Wagnalls, filtered them through Google Maps, and have shared your physical addresses with that wussy Mario... he may not get to Romo tonight, but he may see you personally later this week... be sure after he leaves fist prints on your head to get me his autograph please <evil grin>
 
FirstTexansFan said:
I've captured all of your IP addresses, cross referenced them through Funk & Wagnalls, filtered them through Google Maps, and have shared your physical addresses with that wussy Mario... he may not get to Romo tonight, but he may see you personally later this week... be sure after he leaves fist prints on your head to get me his autograph please <evil grin>
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I'll knock him out in a pair of flip flops. He's a big pansy. :)
 
thunderkyss said:
He's a girly man.
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Indeed...........

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I honestly expected to see a multiple sack night from Mario, especially going against their "swing" tackle.

I understand Romo was under pressure all night, I understand they had 1 yard of total offense for 1 and a half Qtrs...

I just expected more.
 
This thread is funny as hell. :lol:

But yeah, to be serious, it's a damn shame we didn't draft Vince Young. The gay clubs in Houston are losing revenue because of it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.........
 
thunderkyss said:
I honestly expected to see a multiple sack night from Mario, especially going against their "swing" tackle.

I understand Romo was under pressure all night, I understand they had 1 yard of total offense for 1 and a half Qtrs...

I just expected more.
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Not taking away from what you said but, its hard to get those sacks when their offense only has like 21 plays total all half
 
Shall we keep this going or should we start this again in two weeks?

Maybe Mario didn't get a sack but he was pressuring like crazy and a few times it was because other guys were beating him to it.
 
El Tejano said:
Shall we keep this going or should we start this again in two weeks?

Maybe Mario didn't get a sack but he was pressuring like crazy and a few times it was because other guys were beating him to it.
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Wasn't he credited for half a sack along with GQ on that play?

But yes we need to do this every week. This thread needs to be viral.
 
El Tejano said:
I think Mario is overrated and overhyped. He's using the injury as an excuse and Tony Romo just slapped Mario's mom because he's not scared of Mario.

(sshhh! Everyone on this board should know my theory. I won't say it so that it doesn't get reversed but yall know what's up.)

Anyone else wanna add to this?
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You sound so stupid..lol
 
Mario has the football skills of my grandma and can never sack the great Peyton Manning if his life depended on it. :kitten:
 
mario couldn't hit water if he fell out out of a boat

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pretty sure that pic was photoshopped because we know he doen't get to forehead
 
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