Mario you're a little wuss!

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  1. El Tejano

    El Tejano Hall of Fame

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    I think Mario is overrated and overhyped. He's using the injury as an excuse and Tony Romo just slapped Mario's mom because he's not scared of Mario.

    (sshhh! Everyone on this board should know my theory. I won't say it so that it doesn't get reversed but yall know what's up.)

    Anyone else wanna add to this?
     
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  2. mattieuk

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    Mario who?


    :kitten:
     
  3. hot pickle

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    mario has a mom??? i thought he was the offspring of two gay men!! lol

    to far??? im sorry im just excited for tonights game
     
  4. pbat488

    pbat488 gig 'em

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    yeah, that Mare-e-o Williams ain't no thang... shoulda taken Reggie Bush, he wins superbowls.....
     
  5. newtexan

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    get real
     
  6. thunderkyss

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    Dallas' Tackles didn't know Mario was still in the league... they figured he'd take his pansy arse back to NC & play with dolls.
     
  7. CloakNNNdagger

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    Mario, you ain't gonna be no factor tonight. A good DE has to have good pedigree. As far as I can make out, your family tree is a shrub. You move as slow as a crippled turtle in dog ****.
     
  8. Carr Bombed

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    Dude, Mario Williams sucks ass... People talk about Amobi Okoye being a huge bust. Mario Williams is the biggest bust on that line.
     


  9. False Start

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    We should have taken Reggie in the draft, Mario just hasn't been getting it done.
     
  10. Dwade

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    We should have took Vince Young and converted him to defensive end, he would be better than Mario is at it!
     
  11. The Pencil Neck

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    Maybe we could trade Wussy-o for a six pack and a bag of chips.

    Then again, maybe we couldn't. Our trading partner would force us to give them Wussy-o AND a bag of chips.
     
  12. thunderkyss

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    Mark Columbo is the guy who stole the toy in Mario's Happy meal when he was 9.
     
  13. gary

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    Are some of you serious? Sorry, I just don't know.
     
  14. False Start

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    Not me Gary, I'm trying some reverse psychology. :fingergun:
     
  15. brakos82

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    He's not even better than Vista.
     
  16. FirstTexansFan

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    I've captured all of your IP addresses, cross referenced them through Funk & Wagnalls, filtered them through Google Maps, and have shared your physical addresses with that wussy Mario... he may not get to Romo tonight, but he may see you personally later this week... be sure after he leaves fist prints on your head to get me his autograph please <evil grin>
     
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  17. mattieuk

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    I'll knock him out in a pair of flip flops. He's a big pansy. :)
     
  18. TexansFanatic

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    Shoulda taken Vince Young. This Mario guy is a great big nuthin'.
     
  19. C Madd

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    I know what every is doing here, but you might have gone too far. :D
     
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    Visat would whup his ass. Make him look like DOS 4.1.1
     

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