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Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

Second Honeymoon

Second Honeymoon

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http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story....xml&id=4.2.1835771121&pos=gossip_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
 
Big Al is married already and has kids according to sports radio 610. THey described the accuser as an "exotic dancer from Brooklyn". lol...
 
$10M?????

Don't know the length of the relationship, but that may beat Paul McCartney in terms of PPF.
 
For $10M, he could have bought that chic that Eliot Spitzer was (and still is, lol) paying for.
 
To quote some Kanye... "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga...."

OR

"Yo Albert. Imma let you finish tappin' that, but nobody tapped it better than..."

...Salma Hayek look-alike Silvia Mena,who's nearly four months pregnant, says she met the 6-foot-6, 350-pound defensive lineman in Miami late last year....
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Oh. Well, then...

:worthless:

(and not of Haynes)
 
Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story....xml&id=4.2.1835771121&pos=gossip_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
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Don't you think you ought to thank that tight wad McNair for not going after him?
 
El Tejano said:
Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
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I think the child support is based upon reasonable expectation of what child would receive if father was in the home plus amount of income received by father.

The expectation for your child may be public school but a private school and tutors and security guards/transportation by limo for Hainesworth's children.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story....xml&id=4.2.1835771121&pos=gossip_p6stories_01

from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
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Who are you and what did you do with Second Honeymoon...? Kidding. Haynesworth isnt a very good person. Hell of a player when motivated, but sleezy.
 
El Tejano said:
Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
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Nothing aside from the concept is fair about child support. Yes, every man or woman that is no longer at home parenting needs to contribute financially to the children's upbringing, but the implementation in this country is FUBAR.
 
I do not know if it was their goal to have a child together. Someone should have remembered teir rain gear.
 
Get it stripper person who is having a baby Haynesworth. She hit the lottery and anybody who hates on Child Support is a hater.
 
Can they be sure pre-birth whose the daddy? Is he like the only possibility? Really?
 
b0ng said:
They gave her a lie detector test Maury Povich style.
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Hopeful Mother : BUT MY BABY HAS HIS EYEBROWS! HE MUST BE THE FATHER!

Maury : And the results are in. Albert, you are not the father.

Albert (is eating a huge sandwich) : Woo! (Followed the Haynesworth sack dance and Albert walking off to find if there is anyone as dumb as Daniel Snyder to get a contract from),
 
OzzO said:
Oh. Well, then...

:worthless:

(and not of Haynes)
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Not bad, gotta Selma Hayek thing going on.

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Something tells me those have gotta be fake.

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How is it that you can willingly engage in sexual activities and then sue later over the result? For 10 mil no less?

I hate this country.
 
This is why you never fool around with other girls. I guess you could double bag it, but can you really trust that they are taking the pill, or do some gold diggers just tell you they are taking the pill. BAM! 10 million gone.
 
mattieuk said:
Hopeful Mother : BUT MY BABY HAS HIS EYEBROWS! HE MUST BE THE FATHER!

Maury : And the results are in. Albert, you are not the father.

Albert (is eating a huge sandwich) : Woo! (Followed the Haynesworth sack dance and Albert walking off to find if there is anyone as dumb as Daniel Snyder to get a contract from),
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TimeKiller said:
How is it that you can willingly engage in sexual activities and then sue later over the result? For 10 mil no less?

I hate this country.
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Thats why you don't nail strippers. You know they want money. You know their gonna try and do this. Don't be an *****.
 
TimeKiller said:
How is it that you can willingly engage in sexual activities and then sue later over the result? For 10 mil no less?

I hate this country.
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Yeah because a country where the rule is guys can just bang anyone with no protection and no consequences for the child would be so much better.

Seriously, enough with the I hate Texas, I hate this country stuff.
 
I'm tired of bimbos intentionally getting knocked up by pro athletes then acting as if they've won the lottery. They should CAP child support to $1000 a month. Yeah I know this SERIOUSLY is slanted to protecting rich guys, but let's be honest. Someone can raise a kid on 24K a year and to that end an ADDITIONAL $24K added to the income of a HEALTHY WORKING YOUNG WOMAN means she and the kid will be doing okay.
Getting impregnated by a celebrity shouldn't mean that you get a new Benz (because a Toyota can't possibly take your kid to school) a mansion (because a simple 2 bedroom house would be an affront to the kid of a guy with money) a designer wardrobe and an 18 year vacation. Here's an exta grand a month to raise our kid...keep working that brass pole ya opportunistic skank.
 
BigBull17 said:
Thats why you don't nail strippers. You know they want money. You know their gonna try and do this. Don't be an *****.
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Just once I want to hear of one of these girls suing a guy for paternity...to learn that he had a vasectomy. I'd literally laugh myself to DEATH.
 
Dread-Head said:
I'm tired of bimbos intentionally getting knocked up by pro athletes then acting as if they've won the lottery. They should CAP child support to $1000 a month. Yeah I know this SERIOUSLY is slanted to protecting rich guys, but let's be honest. Someone can raise a kid on 24K a year and to that end an ADDITIONAL $24K added to the income of a HEALTHY WORKING YOUNG WOMAN means she and the kid will be doing okay.
Getting impregnated by a celebrity shouldn't mean that you get a new Benz (because a Toyota can't possibly take your kid to school) a mansion (because a simple 2 bedroom house would be an affront to the kid of a guy with money) a designer wardrobe and an 18 year vacation. Here's an exta grand a month to raise our kid...keep working that brass pole ya opportunistic skank.
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I dont know if you can raise a kid on $1,000 a month. Daycare alone is at least half of that + all medical, food, housing, etc.

I think all dads like this should be given the chance to split the raising duties 50/50. Split everything down the line with the mom and take responsibility. If they refuse, I have no problem cleaning him out for everything. 10 million or more, I dont care.

A guy who gets someone pregnant and then totally dumps all responsibility doesn't deserve sympathy. Its his baby too
 
Dread-Head said:
I'm tired of bimbos intentionally getting knocked up by pro athletes then acting as if they've won the lottery. They should CAP child support to $1000 a month. Yeah I know this SERIOUSLY is slanted to protecting rich guys, but let's be honest. Someone can raise a kid on 24K a year and to that end an ADDITIONAL $24K added to the income of a HEALTHY WORKING YOUNG WOMAN means she and the kid will be doing okay.
Getting impregnated by a celebrity shouldn't mean that you get a new Benz (because a Toyota can't possibly take your kid to school) a mansion (because a simple 2 bedroom house would be an affront to the kid of a guy with money) a designer wardrobe and an 18 year vacation. Here's an exta grand a month to raise our kid...keep working that brass pole ya opportunistic skank.
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First off, $1000 per month is $12k per year.

Second, in many states there is a soft cap. Texas has a percentage up to a monthly net income cap. Above that the custodial parent has to show the child has special needs justifying additional amounts be paid.
 
dude needs to put a ring on that girl's finger. for him to treat her like garbage is just wrong.

those puppies are nice and she has a pretty face. definitely works at a high end NYC strip club.

when he knocked her up, he should have been a man and said 'alright lets do this. lets start a family.'

the guy gets a hot wife, he gets to be a father, and keeps his $10million.

oh wait, he is married, right? doh

maybe he could move to Utah and just practice polygamy...i know i would practice a lot more than polygamy on her. whew those are nice tits.
 
Just heard about this story. Looks like Haynesworth pulled a "pump her and dump her" and then she wasn't able to reach him after she got pregnant.

I don't really blame her. What she's doing is standard operating procedure in this type of situation. Haynesworth is just too stupid to pay her off and keep her quiet like most pro athletes do.
 
She's not going to get 10 million, but when negotiating you always start at the highest possible point and work to a compromise.
 
Meant to point this out originally but forgot. The headline is jacked. You don't sue for a lump sum for child support, you sue for a monthly child support order. I guess the reporter is claiming she is seeking $48k a month for child support.
 
Should we just move this to NSZ because seriously, nobody is ever going to agree that child support is good/bad right/wrong left/right.

If you are making millions of dollars a year, then you need to do what is necessary to protect yourself from this sort of situation. If you want to go out and nail strippers without wearing your jimmy hat and then get them pregnant you better believe they are going after the golden egg. Whether it's right or wrong is not the issue, it's why the hell couldn't you do yourself the favor of puttin on the protection?

I hope she takes him for all he's worth because it's Albert Haynesworth and if there's anybody that deserves to get screwed over it's him.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
dude needs to put a ring on that girl's finger. for him to treat her like garbage is just wrong.

those puppies are nice and she has a pretty face. definitely works at a high end NYC strip club.

when he knocked her up, he should have been a man and said 'alright lets do this. lets start a family.'

the guy gets a hot wife, he gets to be a father, and keeps his $10million.

oh wait, he is married, right? doh

maybe he could move to Utah and just practice polygamy...i know i would practice a lot more than polygamy on her. whew those are nice tits.
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I think them getting married would b ejust about the worst possible thing for this kid
 
gtexan02 said:
I think them getting married would b ejust about the worst possible thing for this kid
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i don't feel that way. these adults were able to have a sexual relationship and seemed to be friends outside of the club, so why not get married when the woman is expecting a child of yours? its the right thing to do and if you arent willing to go that far, stop releasing inside women and not wearing protection.

every child has a mother but every child needs a father. writing a check isn't enough....

...but all of this is for naught, because I believe hayno is married. in other words, your screwed. but he could do a helluva lot worse than that hottie. The only thing that scares me is the whole Brooklyn thing. I wouldn't want to hear a Brooklyn accent for the rest of my life. I got it hard enough with a woman with a Mississippi accent...no offense, honey....but a Brooklyn accent like Rosie Perez? omg I would beat that woman with a cane.

jk
 
Second Honeymoon said:
i don't feel that way. these adults were able to have a sexual relationship and seemed to be friends outside of the club, so why not get married when the woman is expecting a child of yours? its the right thing to do and if you arent willing to go that far, stop releasing inside women and not wearing protection.

every child has a mother but every child needs a father. writing a check isn't enough....

...but all of this is for naught, because I believe hayno is married. in other words, your screwed. but he could do a helluva lot worse than that hottie. The only thing that scares me is the whole Brooklyn thing. I wouldn't want to hear a Brooklyn accent for the rest of my life. I got it hard enough with a woman with a Mississippi accent...no offense, honey....but a Brooklyn accent like Rosie Perez? omg I would beat that woman with a cane.

jk
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It's better than a Boston accent. I certainly couldn't listen to that for the rest of my life.
 
BigTimeTexanFan said:
It's better than a Boston accent. I certainly couldn't listen to that for the rest of my life.
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brooklyn may be better..but not much better.

myself, i would prefer a beautiful English accent like Kate Winslet or Rhona Mitra....or the original chick from that gameshow Lingo. oh man, she was hotter than hot.

anywho, this is the NFL thread so....

wear a hat on that jimmy, hayno.
 
gtexan02 said:
I think them getting married would b ejust about the worst possible thing for this kid
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Agreed. His last wife had to file a restraining order against him when they were getting divorced.

The real loser in all of this is the gene pool. The fact that this guy keeps spreading his demon seed is a bad thing for the human race at large.
 
Bottomline.. if you go around sleeping with a bunch of girls, especially unprotected, and one of them gets knocked up.. you made your bed.

Saying that she is a gold digger and thinks she hit the lottery and is asking for too much money.. thats all irrelevant. She isnt the bad guy here. Haynesworth is the one that knocked her up.

You can make the argument that they are both equally responsible for the act.. and that is true.. but im old school... I believe that it is a mans job to deal with the reprecussions of his actions. If ya dont want to be up **** creek without a paddle, quit jumping into the freakin boat.


As to the amount that she is asking for.. I hope she gets it.. or more. That kid is going to be growing up without their father. At least they wont be growing up poor and without a father.
 
Grid said:
Bottomline.. if you go around sleeping with a bunch of girls, especially unprotected, and one of them gets knocked up.. you made your bed.

Saying that she is a gold digger and thinks she hit the lottery and is asking for too much money.. thats all irrelevant. She isnt the bad guy here. Haynesworth is the one that knocked her up.

You can make the argument that they are both equally responsible for the act.. and that is true.. but im old school... I believe that it is a mans job to deal with the reprecussions of his actions. If ya dont want to be up **** creek without a paddle, quit jumping into the freakin boat.


As to the amount that she is asking for.. I hope she gets it.. or more. That kid is going to be growing up without their father. At least they wont be growing up poor and without a father.
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I'm old school too Grid, BUT, it takes two to tango!! You choose a lifestyle like she chose and expect someone else to do the protecting?? I don't think so! There's numerous ways out there for a woman to protect herself against an unwanted pregnancy! The "blame" falls with both, JMO! I am in NO way defending this jerk either. Make him pay child support, but, in no way does she deserve 10 million bucks for her night of fun!
 
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SheTexan said:
I'm old school too Grid, BUT, it takes two to tango!! You choose a lifestyle like she chose and expect someone else to do the protecting?? I don't think so! There's numerous ways out there for a woman to protect herself against an unwanted pregnancy! The "blame" falls with both, JMO! I am in NO way defending this jerk either. Make him pay child support, but, in no way does she deserve 10 million bucks for her night of fun!
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Well put! People too often want to put the whole burden on the man, but by himself a man will never cause a pregnancy.
 
JB said:
Can they be sure pre-birth whose the daddy? Is he like the only possibility? Really?
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mattieuk said:
Hopeful Mother : BUT MY BABY HAS HIS EYEBROWS! HE MUST BE THE FATHER!

Maury : And the results are in. Albert, you are not the father.

Albert (is eating a huge sandwich) : Woo! (Followed the Haynesworth sack dance and Albert walking off to find if there is anyone as dumb as Daniel Snyder to get a contract from),
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I dare say that paternity has been CONFIRMED by now. You can test the baby's DNA (predelivery) against the father's DNA using a technique called amniocentesis. This can be generally performed during the second trimester of pregnancy, typically between the 14th and the 20th week of pregnancy. During an amniocentesis, an ultrasound machine is used to guide a thin needle into the uterus, through the abdominal wall. A small amount of amniotic fluid is withdrawn and tested for "child's" DNA.
 
What Jean says is true, but, it's rarely used for DNA testing, unless you have mega bucks. MUCH to expensive and you can't force a "daddy" to consent to the test. Plus, as far as I know, insurance nor medicaid will pay for such test. Guess what? Usually the payment for such test falls on the "daddy." If he wants to prove he "ain't the daddy" before birth, he better be able to fork over some big bucks, which is no problemo for the rich and famous!:baby:
 
SheTexan said:
What Jean says is true, but, it's rarely used for DNA testing, unless you have mega bucks. MUCH to expensive and you can't force a "daddy" to consent to the test. Plus, as far as I know, insurance nor medicaid will pay for such test. Guess what? Usually the payment for such test falls on the "daddy." If he wants to prove he "ain't the daddy" before birth, he better be able to fork over some big bucks, which is no problemo for the rich and famous!:baby:
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Both went into the act knowing full and well what might happen so she is just as much at fault as he is bottom line.
 
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