Haynesworth impregnates stripper, sued $10m

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  1. Second Honeymoon

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    http://www.nypost.com/iphone/story....xml&id=4.2.1835771121&pos=gossip_p6stories_01

    from the gold standard in journalism, the New York Post

    if the allegations are true I am kinda glad he isn't a Texan
    he needed to turn that ho into a housewife and put a ring on that finger

    I love women and strippers are awesome but you gotta be responsible
    when you help bring a kid into the world you gotta be there for the child

    haynes should be a Raider by the end of the week
    the guy would help the Texans on the field but he has lost me now

    I guess I should say Thanks to Smithiak
     
  2. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder COOL BEANS!

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    Big Al is married already and has kids according to sports radio 610. THey described the accuser as an "exotic dancer from Brooklyn". lol...
     
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    $10M?????

    Don't know the length of the relationship, but that may beat Paul McCartney in terms of PPF.
     
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    eriadoc Texan-American

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    For $10M, he could have bought that chic that Eliot Spitzer was (and still is, lol) paying for.
     
  5. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    To quote some Kanye... "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga...."

    OR

    "Yo Albert. Imma let you finish tappin' that, but nobody tapped it better than..."

    Oh. Well, then...

    :worthless:

    (and not of Haynes)
     
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    Okay, let me be clear: I agree with everyone who says that you have to be there for the child. I believe in marriage before sex too.
    I also believe the kid is in line to inherit or even get whatever from Albert Haynesworth because of the simple bloodline.

    However, does it cost 10mil to raise a child? Yes, we can argue that she will now be out of work for a while, doctor bills, hospital bills, plus diapers, food etc... I got three kids so I know. Yes he should own up to his responsibilities but it takes two and she should've been more responsible too right? Why 10 mil? I am raising 3 kids just fine on waaaaaaaaaay less than that.
     
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    Don't you think you ought to thank that tight wad McNair for not going after him?
     
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    I think the child support is based upon reasonable expectation of what child would receive if father was in the home plus amount of income received by father.

    The expectation for your child may be public school but a private school and tutors and security guards/transportation by limo for Hainesworth's children.
     
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    Who are you and what did you do with Second Honeymoon...? Kidding. Haynesworth isnt a very good person. Hell of a player when motivated, but sleezy.
     
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    eriadoc Texan-American

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    Nothing aside from the concept is fair about child support. Yes, every man or woman that is no longer at home parenting needs to contribute financially to the children's upbringing, but the implementation in this country is FUBAR.
     
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    Pfft, he's probably signing on the dotted line as we speak.
     
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    I do not know if it was their goal to have a child together. Someone should have remembered teir rain gear.
     
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    Get it stripper person who is having a baby Haynesworth. She hit the lottery and anybody who hates on Child Support is a hater.
     
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    Can they be sure pre-birth whose the daddy? Is he like the only possibility? Really?
     
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    They gave her a lie detector test Maury Povich style.
     
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    Yeah, well shit, I passed a lie detector too! Said I was 35...lol



    :jk:
     
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    Or I lie! :kitten:
     
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    Truth be told...if that stripper gets that money, she'll be broke in 5 years.
     
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    Hopeful Mother : BUT MY BABY HAS HIS EYEBROWS! HE MUST BE THE FATHER!

    Maury : And the results are in. Albert, you are not the father.

    Albert (is eating a huge sandwich) : Woo! (Followed the Haynesworth sack dance and Albert walking off to find if there is anyone as dumb as Daniel Snyder to get a contract from),
     

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