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The Texans just called me.

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houstonspartan

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The Texans just called my cell and left a message. They want to know if everything was going ok with my season tickets and if I needed to, call them back.

LOL!!!

Oh, they'll be getting a call back alright.
 
I've gotten messages from Eric Winston, Vandermeer, OD, HTC Sonya.

It's weird when I get messages from Sonya, she's one of my wife's good friends. I'm like - when I call the Texans, why is Sonya telling me to push 1 for English?
 
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
 
m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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LMAO!!!

You literally made me laugh out loud.

Rep for you, my friend.
 
m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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:goodpost: Man I laughed hard!
 
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m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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I called in and have been mashing the #6 on my phone for the past 10 minutes. I'll let you know if there's a knock on my door.
 
m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to put on hold till you learn to speak english..:foottap:

push 3 to complain about the coaching staff

push 4 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 5 to complain about chris brown

push 6 to complain about kris brown

push 7 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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Fixed it for you. :hides:

:coffee:
 
m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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Oh crap, I pushed '6' by mistake!!!
 
m5kwatts said:
I imagine the phone menu read something like

push 1 for english

push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

push 4 to complain about chris brown

push 5 to complain about kris brown

push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
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No thanks, for me, that happens every Sunday.
 
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Need we say more???
 
They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.
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Hey, son. :D I'm really hating the Texans at the moment.
 
They Just ask me to be thier internet Caller so here goes.



Hello season ticket holders,

Is everything alright with your season tickets this year, Were you treated alright, Did the Team satisfy you, Do you love the coach. If you answer no then you will be moved to the 700 level enjoy the game next year.
 
I would not worry about Toro, he is starting at running back this weekend and has other things on his mind. There is a rumor Smith is putting the tag on him. Toro thinks the tag is one of those Spanish swords used in bull fighting and he is hiding out until the plane leaves.
 
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Joe Texan said:
They Just ask me to be thier internet Caller so here goes.



Hello season ticket holders,

Is everything alright with your season tickets this year, Were you treated alright, Did the Team satisfy you, Do you love the coach. If you answer no then you will be moved to the 700 level enjoy the game next year.
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you forgot to add, "you will also not be allowed to join or Platinum lot clique nor touch the D-bag's "winnebego" who gets at everyone who goes near or breathes around it".... PLEASE!
 
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