The Texans just called me.

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  1. houstonspartan

    houstonspartan Hall of Fame

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    The Texans just called my cell and left a message. They want to know if everything was going ok with my season tickets and if I needed to, call them back.

    LOL!!!

    Oh, they'll be getting a call back alright.
     
  2. Joe Texan

    Joe Texan Inducted 04

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    They call me all the time
     
  3. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    I've gotten messages from Eric Winston, Vandermeer, OD, HTC Sonya.

    It's weird when I get messages from Sonya, she's one of my wife's good friends. I'm like - when I call the Texans, why is Sonya telling me to push 1 for English?
     
  4. Ryan

    Ryan THIS YEAR

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    well aren't you special? :rolleyes:
     
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  5. m5kwatts

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    I imagine the phone menu read something like

    push 1 for english

    push 2 to complain to complain about the coaching staff

    push 3 to complain about the interior offensive line

    push 4 to complain about chris brown

    push 5 to complain about kris brown

    push 6 to have Toro come to your house and kick you in the balls
     
  6. houstonspartan

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    LMAO!!!

    You literally made me laugh out loud.

    Rep for you, my friend.
     
  7. Joe Texan

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    Yep I am Special and do not forget it
     
  8. brakos82

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    Heh, special ed. :runaway:
     


  9. Joe Texan

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    quit making fun of me
     
  10. brakos82

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    Don't make me tell your mother on you.
     
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    :goodpost: Man I laughed hard!
     
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  12. Dishman

    Dishman Miss Ya Blue

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    I called in and have been mashing the #6 on my phone for the past 10 minutes. I'll let you know if there's a knock on my door.
     
  13. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    I hope they don't use a payphone; that 4 quarter call would stop after 2 quarters in :spin: :tease:
     
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    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    Fixed it for you. :hides:

    :coffee:
     
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    Oh crap, I pushed '6' by mistake!!!
     
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    No thanks, for me, that happens every Sunday.
     
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    Blake MMQB

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    Need we say more???
     
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    gtexan02 Working?

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    "Thank you, Bob McNair will get back to you in a timely manner. Your approximate hold time is... 4 years"
     
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    Was this guy on the other line?:

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  20. Second Honeymoon

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    They better not call my dad. He will go ballistic on them. He is already saying he isn't renewing his tickets. It's not the first time he has said that, but this year he might mean it. I am on the fence about ours. 50/50.

    I would say 'Fire Kubiak, Behead Chris Myers, and draw and quarter Dunta. I would give a nice tar and feathering to the Kris/Chris Browns on their way out the door too.
     

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