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Things Andre Johnson would never do.

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Hooston Texan

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Not that AJ needs an appreciation thread on a Texans message board, but I just cannot believe our luck in having a WR who is (1) the best in the business and (2) the only elite WR who is not nursing at least a mildly dysfunctional personality (shyness does not count). Until this weekend, I thought Larry Fitzgerald was also that kind of WR/guy, but now he has gone and thrown a wrench into his relationship with his borderline HOF QB.

So, in AJ's honor, I'd like to start this thread to document the stunts that have been pulled by other WRs that we can pretty safely assume will not happen with our #80 (e.g. from the previous decade: "Andre Johnson would never murder his pregnant girlfriend and then be found hiding in the trunk of a car with a bottle for his own pee."). I can think of about 20 examples involving a certain ex-Cowboy/Eagle/Niner wideout alone, but I'll start with the one from this past weekend:

ANDRE JOHNSON WOULD NEVER . . .
complain about not getting the ball enough during or after a game where his QB completed 24 of 26 passes for 240 yards and 2 TDs in a blowout win.
 
I'm waiting to find out that during the brawl it was AJ who ripped Finnegan's helmet off and began banging his head against the bench. LOL. :jk:
 
write "Pay Me Rick" on his shoes during a blowout loss in the first game of the season after skipping preseason and training camp.
 
AJ would never apologize before the season starts for all the stupid showboating he's planned for every TD.
 
4Texans said:
It has more to do with Fitzgeralds' brother twittering during their latest game, which the Cards won.
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Here's the initial story from PFT. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/21/friction-between-fitzgerald-warner/

To me, the controversy arises not from Marcus Fitzgerald's tweets about his own opinions; instead, it comes from those tweets that reference either messages or conversation in which Larry F. was venting to him about not getting the ball. Now, it is quite likely that LF#11 did not know, at the time, his brother was broadcasting those messages/discussions on twitter, but it seems a little skeevy to me for a WR to complain to anyone about a game like the Cards had Sunday. Especially at halftime if one of Marcus' tweets is to be believed.
 
Andre Johnson would never light up the Tenn meatballs to the tune of 150+ yards and two TD's and make Finnegan his personal *****.

Oh wait, yes he would! :spit:
 
Hooston Texan said:
Here's the initial story from PFT. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/21/friction-between-fitzgerald-warner/

To me, the controversy arises not from Marcus Fitzgerald's tweets about his own opinions; instead, it comes from those tweets that reference either messages or conversation in which Larry F. was venting to him about not getting the ball. Now, it is quite likely that LF#11 did not know, at the time, his brother was broadcasting those messages/discussions on twitter, but it seems a little skeevy to me for a WR to complain to anyone about a game like the Cards had Sunday. Especially at halftime if one of Marcus' tweets is to be believed.
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Marcus was just butt hurt because Larry was starting for him on his fantasy team.......:specnatz:
 
AJ would never wear a fake HoF jacket on the sideline of a game like a gigantic chump.
 
would never:
1. run and finance a dog fighting operation.

2. get VD treatment under the name Ron Mexico

3. be Cheddar Bob
 
Andre would never give HIMSELF a dumbass nickname like "Fred-ex", especially if he was just some scrub no name WR on his way out of the league.

Come to think of it.... Andre would never just be some scrub no name WR on his way out of the league. LOL :)
 
Andre Johnson would never drop the game winning touchdown in the endzone at the end of a last chance drive in the 4th Quarter on Monday Night Football against the Colts.
 
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