Not that AJ needs an appreciation thread on a Texans message board, but I just cannot believe our luck in having a WR who is (1) the best in the business and (2) the only elite WR who is not nursing at least a mildly dysfunctional personality (shyness does not count). Until this weekend, I thought Larry Fitzgerald was also that kind of WR/guy, but now he has gone and thrown a wrench into his relationship with his borderline HOF QB. So, in AJ's honor, I'd like to start this thread to document the stunts that have been pulled by other WRs that we can pretty safely assume will not happen with our #80 (e.g. from the previous decade: "Andre Johnson would never murder his pregnant girlfriend and then be found hiding in the trunk of a car with a bottle for his own pee."). I can think of about 20 examples involving a certain ex-Cowboy/Eagle/Niner wideout alone, but I'll start with the one from this past weekend: ANDRE JOHNSON WOULD NEVER . . . complain about not getting the ball enough during or after a game where his QB completed 24 of 26 passes for 240 yards and 2 TDs in a blowout win.