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Michael Smith breaks down the Texans

ObsiWan said:
Maybe this has been posted elsewhere; if so, I couldn't find it. But on Mike & Mike in the Morning, Michael Smith predicted a 9-7 season for the Texans. Give it a listen. He almost sounds like one of us....

The podcast came from this page...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=hou


this is the direct link...
http://podloc.andomedia.com/dloadTr...sider/mikeandmike/mikeandmike_08222007_12.mp3
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I heard it last night on my Tivo and he does his homework on the Texans. ESPN needs to give him more air time. Especially when they are talking about the Texans. He doesn't sound like he is trying to copy what everyone else is saying. It's almost like he is a Texan fan.:cool:
 
Hes our only fan in the National media. He is the olnly one I dont mute when Texans are talked about. Makes me feel a bit better to know ONE of them has an original thought and doesnt babble. "blah, blah, oline. blah blah Reggie Bush". We will be a brand new team this year and may even finish ahead of the Colts in the AFC South. Maybe.
 
Michael Smith is my #1, absolute favorite NFL media guy. And he is so much more informed than the rest of those ESPN guys who are mostly clowns it's
not even close. He did his research and obviously knows our personnel. Speaking of clowns, Smith needs to be the guy to replace one of ESPNs biggest clowns T. Kornhole on MNF. Then you would have a 3some that would do the great tradiditon of MNF justice.
BTW, the other guy said the Texans go 8-8 but 4-4 on the road. Dang, I'd kill to win 4 games on the road !
 
I would love for one of those road game wins to be in Jacksonville. I just want to witness one road game win in person. Every year we pick a game to go to and we either get our assess handed to us or that dam Criminal Pacman Jones along with that inept QB Carr giving the game away.
 
bignasty said:
I would love for one of those road game wins to be in Jacksonville.
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The Texans have a 3-2 record at ALLTEL, so you have to like their chances.

Smith & the other guy (?) made a good point regarding the Texans road schedule. Not so tough, with only 2 of the 8 games versus '06 playoff teams. If the Texans are to finish with a winning record, they need to go at least .500 on the road. I think that's doable.
 
Runner said:
I trust we all find the euphonious panegyric pleasing.
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xtruroyaltyx said:
Dictionary.com time!
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HotRodsHair said:
No kidding! Are those real words?
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lol:

Runner is secretly trying to elevate the education level of the masses...all the while I'm trying to lower it. :user:

Traslated: "I guess y'all like the positive stuff he wrote about the Texans."

euphonious: pleasant in sound; agreeable to the ear
panegyric: Elaborate praise or laudation
 
Double Barrel said:
lol:

Runner is secretly trying to elevate the education level of the masses...all the while I'm trying to lower it. :user:

Traslated: "I guess y'all like the positive stuff he wrote about the Texans."

euphonious: pleasant in sound; agreeable to the ear
panegyric: Elaborate praise or laudation
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Haha, some funny ****.
 
Brians&


These guys were like "what are these man-love clubs that you speak of?"

***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.
 
Shaft75 said:
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These guys were like "what are these man-love clubs that you speak of?"

***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.
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Funny stuff, but searching "man-love" on the internet... Oh how my eye's bleed for you.

I'll rep. you just for the sheer attrocities you embarked upon.
 
Specnatz said:
My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????


idonno:
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Sir...you have tainted my fantasies of a lovely female doctor whispering beautiful promiscuities in my ear come exam time by propagating my fears of accoutremental and prodigious penetration by a Kathey Bates-esque butt doctor.

Now I must correct my prognathus...
 
Exithios said:
Sir...you have tainted my fantasies of a lovely female doctor whispering beautiful promiscuities in my ear come exam time by propagating my fears of accoutremental and prodigious penetration by a Kathey Bates-esque butt doctor.

Now I must correct my prognathus...
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To quote someone else, " Of all the directions this thread could've taken, I never expected this".


:gun:
 
Specnatz said:
My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????
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idonno:

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.

1. A tube of K-Y jelly
2. A rubber glove
3. A beer

When the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse........ "Dammit, nurse! I said A BUTT LIGHT."
 
lol Marcus.


wow, this thread now belongs in the No Sports Talk allowed section,wow



:user:

See what you did Runner............

lol
 
I wish to apologize to Michael Smith. Sir, when I used your name to start this thread, I had no idea it would wander in this direction....

:cool:
 
Shaft75 said:
***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.
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Clear out your cookies before someone sees them and gets the "wrong idea" about you. :worm:
 
Thanks to all for the positive rep from searching manlove.

Does this mean I am receiving manlove after looking for it??? :heart:
 
Man this is making me so pumped up. I love what Smith has to say. And way to know his stuff. 10th best defense in yards allowed after week 4. The AFC South better watch out or we just might surprise them.
 
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