Week 11: Commanding Bazoombas in Houston

[CloakNNNdagger]

The Houston Texans have declared the following players as inactive:

• No. 9 TE Brevin Jordan
• No. 19 WR Amari Rodgers
• No. 20 RB Eno Benjamin
• No. 24 DB Derek Stingley Jr.
• No 43 LB Neville Hewitt
• No. 56 DL Thomas Booker
• No. 76 OL Austin Deculus

 

[TexanBorn51]

I don't have many birthdays left since some have been taken away cuz of my Texans predictions to win. Lol. The positive side is I now somehow feel younger lol. Texans for the win today! Texans to Command the Commanders!

 

[TexanBorn51]

The Commodore 64 was still being used in the Columbia space shuttle!

Ah yes those were some days I had an Atari 1040 learning midi lol

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Okay….the Texans wearing their best, and maybe the best, NFL Home uniform.

 

[JB]

Ohh Pitre!

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Dammmit Pitre!!!! You’ve got to come down with that INT.

 

[Earl34]

Wow. Got to catch that!

 

[vtech9]

Come on Pitre

 

[Bugman7star]

OMG. It's like he was the wr and he dropped it.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

LOL at the Redskins

 

[ben.aires.smith]

Wow... Great opening defensive series

 

[dream_team]

Easiest INT Pitre will get for his entire career

 

[JB]

Mills Schaubs it!

 

[vtech9]

good pass rush on the 1st series though

 

[Earl34]

Weak pass to the sidelines again.

 

[vtech9]

CB read it all the way

 

[MEGA SWATT]

LOL at the Redskins

LOL at the Texans

 

[amazing80]

Still cannot throw an out route.

 

[Thorn]

Your Houston Texans.

What a start.

 

[austins23]

Every Texans fan there should get up and walk out
Complete garbage

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

Schaube?

 

[Bugman7star]

Why not spot them 7 pts..

 

[Texansballer74]

Lol Mills strikes again, throws a pick 6. Now what are his die hard fans going to come up with.

 

[JB]

Cooks gave him absolutely no help

 

[KoolAid Sipper]

Weak pass to the sidelines again.

Just a bad pass, Mills has got to see that coverage

 

[ben.aires.smith]

Well, the people wanted Pep to go up tempo and open it up. Mills failed there.

 

[santo]

So, who we taking? Stroud or Young?

 

[JB]

Lol Mills strikes again, throws a pick 6. Now what are his die hard fans going to come up with.

He has die hard fans?

 

[Texansballer74]

Matt Schaub 2.0 with that pick

 

[Speedy]

Let’s see, what is the Texans strength on offense? Dameon Pierce you say?
OK, lets open the game passing then.

 

[vtech9]

wow...I just saw a coach actually coaching on the sideline. Must have been telling a joke. He couldn't have actually been coaching. The Texans coaches don't do that during games. They usually just stand around looking dumbstruck.

 

[amazing80]

So, who we taking? Stroud or Young?

I am currently on the Stroud train.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Wow, what a horrible stare down INT. Got to learn to look off the intended receiver. I was going to get excited that Pep was going No-Huddle on the opening series. Hopefully Pep is talking to him on the sideline.

 

[Texansballer74]

He has die hard fans?

Yes . They take up for him everyday on this forum. I would point them out but the rules doesn’t allow that.

 

[Number19]

Question. Are you allowed to block punt team gunners before your returner catches the ball? That punt to the Texans, the blockers just allowed the gunner to run down the field with no attempt to block him.

 

[vtech9]

Cooks gave him absolutely no help

That wasn't on Cooks. That was Mills staring down Cooks the whole way. The CB was already breaking on the ball before Cooks even looked back.

 

[Texansballer74]

Wow, what a horrible stare down INT. Got to learn to look off the intended receiver. I was going to get excited that Pep was going No-Huddle on the opening series. Hopefully Pep is talk in good to him on the sideline.

He’s done that on almost every darn pick he has thrown this year.

 

[JB]

How stupid can it get?

 

[Texansballer74]

Offensive freaking line is straight up garbage. Smh

 

[austins23]

3rd and 15 and we throw it behind the line of scrimmage!
garbage

 

[JB]

That wasn't on Cooks. That was Mills staring down Cooks the whole way. The CB was already breaking on the ball before Cooks even looked back.

I didn't say it was on Cooks. But Cooks was lazy the entire play

 

[vtech9]

back to the conservative BS...This game is over already.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

We suck

 

[santo]

I am currently on the Stroud train.

Me too.

 

[Thorn]

Poor play calling and poor execution. Christ almighty this team is bad.

 

[MEGA SWATT]

back to the conservative BS...This game is over already.

it was over yesterday

 

[amazing80]

I didn't say it was on Cooks. But Cooks was lazy the entire play

what makes you think that? He ran a good route. The ball should have never been thrown his way because the DB read it the entire play. What exactly do you think he should have done differently?

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

Boo birds in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

 

[nut]

Nice start. They'll be screaming for Mills' head tomorrow.

 

[Bugman7star]

How many offensive players outside of Pierce deserve to be here next year? The coaching staff needs to be blown up.