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JJ Watt is a damned decent human being!

Playoffs said:
Forehead?

What forehead?

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Can't get past that Manning forehead and those Elway teeth.
 
infantrycak said:
Try starting at the bottom and see if you get to either.

And damn some of y'all are coming across as if you'd kick Salma Hayek out of bed for eating crackers.
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If Selma set foot in my house we wouldn't make it to the bed.
:D

It could just be that I've never really been into blondes... so there's that
 
ObsiWan said:
Cak mentioned THIS Selma so that's who I was talking about

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if you're gonna play, keep up
:)

Did I mention this Selma was 45 yrs old when this pict was taken? We should all age so well.
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Cak mentioned nothing about Selma! Now Salma on the otherhand....
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And I'll leave the comment about keeping up unsaid.
 
SELMA, TX


SELMA, TEXAS. Selma is on Interstate 35 when it crosses Cibolo Creek, sixteen miles northeast of downtown San Antonio in northeastern Bexar, Comal, and Guadalupe counties. The community was first settled in 1847. John B. Brown and William Davenport ran herds of cattle on the open range until about 1860. A post office opened in 1856, and by 1885 Selma had two general stores, two cotton gins, three blacksmiths, a saloon, a school, a wagonmaker, and a population of 145. After an influx of German and Polish immigrants in the late 1880s the population grew rapidly, reaching 600 in 1896. The town declined after 1900. The post office closed in 1906 and was replaced by rural delivery first from Bracken and later from San Antonio. In 1940 Selma reported a church, a school, three businesses, and a population of 100. The community incorporated in the 1960s, and by 1980 the population had grown to 240. With the growth of business between San Antonio and Austin the town continued to grow; in 1990 the population was 520. The population grew to 788 in 2000.
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link
 
ObsiWan said:
...vs. Melons

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...No contest. Melons all day long
:D
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Yeah... I hear rumor that Salma has the same fore/five head issue going on, I just never make it that far.
 
ObsiWan said:
...vs. Melons

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...No contest. Melons all day long
:D
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Now that I'm thoroughly hypnotized, I just need a suggestion to stop smoking...or...uhh....stop doing whatever vice I have....*memory banks not functioning*...so...uhhh.....

That gif makes me feel like a mixture of :brando: and :butterfly: inside. Whirled peas, dude...
 
HOU-TEX said:
Didn't McIlroy have a huge slump while with this chick?

Here's to hoping it was a one and done type a deal :tiphat:
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HOU-TEX, don't be a:

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There is a method to the madness. See, what happens is (what I said was), JJ dates "Woz" during the offseason. She causes him to fail his (next attempt), a 62" box jump, he dumps her ala Rory and winds up with the greatest season of his young career! :kitten:
 
Vance87 said:
Stop objectifying women you SEXIST JERKS!
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Easy man, easy. These girls would not have pictures taken that somewhat objectify themselves if they didn't want to.

While I love Salma (and she has a Houston connection - lived here in her early life), I wish someone would've shown JLH for "assets". BTW, I may or may not know another poster *ahem* H-T that would feel the same way. ;)
 
Double Barrel said:
Demolition Man + Idiocracy = Future
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EllisUnit said:
Idiocracy is a bad ass movie......."ouch my balls"
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DBCooper said:
I haven't seen Idiocracy.

I'll check it out though.
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Idiocracy is inevitable

Homo (Sans) Sapiens: Is Dumb and Dumber Our Evolutionary Destiny?

Without the rigors of strong selection in our extended urban conglomerates—no more necessity of getting it right the first time on that spear throw—the slow but relentless decline of those 2,000 to 5,000 cognition-related genes has already begun
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OK folks. BBQ goes in the Wilfork thread. Some people get very upset about offseason contamination. Please take the giblets over there.
 
infantrycak said:
OK folks. BBQ goes in the Wilfork thread. Some people get very upset about offseason contamination. Please take the giblets over there.
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If you get offended by boobs and ass you are either gay or a priest/nun. I for one am neither of the 3 so i likey ;)
 
EllisUnit said:
If you get offended by boobs and ass you are either gay or a priest/nun. I for one am neither of the 3 so i likey ;)
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EU, I know for a fact the CAK IS for all of the above. ;)

I've met the HRH that is his wife.

*EDIT*
Chris, I mean that with all due respect! :)
 
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