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Wow....

All I can say is I really didn't imagine that even swt could stoop this low. I am definitely glad I didn't fall for this scam. What a dirt bag...
 
the idea of you heckling GWH Bush in his "Read my lips, no new taxes" speech.

Hope you get a kick out of it.



"Read my lips"
"No New Taxes", as Nitro is saying "I am reading your lips"
'Huh"
"Huh"
"I was reading your lips"
"I didn't mean really read my lips"
"That's what I do"
"Do what?"
"I have to read your lips.. that's what you were saying isn't it"
"Yes son, but its just a figure of speech it wasn't a direct order"
"I was trying to figure out what you were saying"
"Well I was saying to read my lips"
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING"
"But why, I wasn't telling you to read my lips"
"Then why'd you say it?"
"Because I was trying to make a point"
"Well that's why I was reading your lips... so that I know what your point was"
"No, no... I wasn't worried about my lips"
"Huh"
"I literally can't hear you"
"Huh?"
(nitro points to his ears, frustrated by the man that is so obviously aloof)
"What? aww dammit, again... EVERYONE wants to talk about Ross Perot!!)


Mike
 
WOW!! Just wow!

I haven't returned to this thread for a little while. That said, I can't believe all of the issues are STILL not resolved.

:kubepalm:
 
Texan_Bill said:
WOW!! Just wow!

I haven't returned to this thread for a little while. That said, I can't believe all of the issues are STILL not resolved.

:kubepalm:
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It'll never be resolved. Thieves are just that... thieves. All I can hope for is that justice gets served...
 
NitroHonda said:
It'll never be resolved. Thieves are just that... thieves. All I can hope for is that justice gets served...
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You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!
 
Texan_Bill said:
You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!
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I still believe that happened. Thing is... he was given opportunity after opportunity to come clean. I would have waited as long as it took for him to make right on this. Once I drove four hours to a bogus address... it all changed. He got lost in his tangled web of lies.

Swtbound needs to learn to lie better or ****ing come clean. He's no better than his thieving sister (the Donaughy incident). Maybe she could use me as a character witness in their case?
 
Texan_Bill said:
You know, early on in this fiasco I truly believed that SWT did not screw anyone intentionally. That there was a mix up and things just went south. Now, I'm starting to wonder what his intentions truly were. I've had my disagreements with SWT (on a wide variety of topics), but I never thought he was capable of this. I'm still like "WOW"!
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Yeah it's crazy. But, I think, in all honesty, that if he really does have an addiction to precription meds. Then that's his main focus now. Addiction is crazy in the way things work. My brother was addicted to drugs.. and he turned into someone I didn't recognize. Stealing my pain pills prescribed by my oncologist.. it was nuts. Hopefully, he really does get help for his problem. If he does.. hopefully it'll be a 12 step program. If so, I'm quite sure Nitro and alot of other people are gonna be on the 4th and 5th steps of his process.
 
3rd and Inches said:
I, personally, would have made a stuffed swt look-a-like and burned it in effigy at the fake address. But, I'm kinda off kilter in that regard.
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"Ohhh,,,
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh...
You better not breathe, You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm tellin' you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!"

Screw you swtbound07. You will get yours one day.
 
Doppelganger1 said:
"Ohhh,,,
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh...
You better not breathe, You better not move
You're better off dead, I'm tellin' you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
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Is this from the Simpsons?

Justice will be sufficent enough for me. And maybe throw in a 400lb homosexual cellmate named Tiny.
 
NitroHonda said:
Is this from the Simpsons?

Justice will be sufficent enough for me. And maybe throw in a 400lb homosexual cellmate named Tiny.
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Futurama. The story is that in the future they designed a robot top be Santa, since a Robot Santa would be more efficient. But, of course due to a programming error, the Robot Santa judged people too harshly and everyone was deemed to be naughty, except Zoidberg.

Robot Santa rides around in a sleigh and shoots people with missiles and the like.
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One of my favorite lines is when Robot Santa is stuck in ice and cannot go out on mayhem. Bender dons the hat and becomes the "Good Santa" When he returns Robot Santa is free and gives Bender a gift.

Robot Santa: "By the way, Bender, here's a small token of my appreciation for being Santa while I was trapped in the ice."

Bender: "Ooh. Hey chief, you screwed up. There's nothing in here."

Robot Santa: "Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year! Ho, ho, ho!"
 
Doppelganger1 said:
Futurama. The story is that in the future they designed a robot top be Santa, since a Robot Santa would be more efficient. But, of course due to a programming error, the Robot Santa judged people too harshly and everyone was deemed to be naughty, except Zoidberg.

Robot Santa rides around in a sleigh and shoots people with missiles and the like.
robot-santa.jpg


One of my favorite lines is when Robot Santa is stuck in ice and cannot go out on mayhem. Bender dons the hat and becomes the "Good Santa" When he returns Robot Santa is free and gives Bender a gift.

Robot Santa: "By the way, Bender, here's a small token of my appreciation for being Santa while I was trapped in the ice."

Bender: "Ooh. Hey chief, you screwed up. There's nothing in here."

Robot Santa: "Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Play Santa again, and I'll kill you next year! Ho, ho, ho!"
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Absolutely. I loved that episode. I just couldn't put my finger on exactly which show it was.
 
So any word on SWT?

I'd kind of like my money or Jersey. (At this point I don't expect them but it would be nice) or at LEAST an apology.

Mike
 
Texanmike said:
So any word on SWT?

I'd kind of like my money or Jersey. (At this point I don't expect them but it would be nice) or at LEAST an apology.

Mike
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The way things appeared to have gone down, I doubt he will ever show his face around here again. Too bad too. From what others have told me, he seemed like a pretty good poster, up until this.
 
Super Mario said:
So are you saying the netbook I purchased from SWTbound is not legit?

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SWTbound told me that he needed my help to transfer $50,000,000 out of the small African country of Zamunda. Unfortunately King Jaffe–Joffer, Queen Aoleon, Prince Akeem were poisoned by Colonel Izzi. SWTbound has informed that that fortunately Princess Lisa, who was visiting a McDowell's and was spared the carnage. However, in order to keep her safe, she and the $50,000,000 must be smuggled out of the country. If I agree to help, all I need to do is provide my bank account information (to wire the money into my safe account) and a small nominal $20,000 to bribe the bankers and guards in Zamunda. Once the princess is safe and all fees are paid, I will receive a 20% cut, SWTbound will receive a 50% cut, and Princess Lisa will keep the remaining 30%.

The last time I heard from him he said there was a difficulty in the wiring process, but assured me that he would personally take care of it.

Are you saying I have something to worry about?! :)
 
Craig. said:
He's still lurking

How come nobody's banned this douche nozzle?
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Probably waiting around for everything to die down, so he can come back with another great deal for everyone.

Sadly I don't think anyone will hear from this 'man' again.
 
mattieuk said:
Probably waiting around for everything to die down, so he can come back with another great deal for everyone.

Sadly I don't think anyone will hear from this 'man' again.
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I think he is already back on under a different user name...
 
If he has come back under different names, that's pretty freakin' ballsy if you ask me. Not only has he hurt a lot of my close friends feelings of trust on here but he's hurt their wallets too. It kinda heightens my feelings of paranoia if he's come back under another name. I guess we'll have to wait and see if any "too good to be true" deals come floatin' along on the board during the off season.
 
BetaV1 said:
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(
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Just don't buy from anyone named swtbound... there are a few people out there that have delivered exactly what they proposed.
 
BetaV1 said:
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(
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If you are in Htown, it might be better to head to Academy or one of those sports stores or head to the NFL.com store. It might be a little more expensive, but look at it this way: its completely secure. You will get what you want. Go to a less secure route and you may pay your money and receive aggravation instead.
 
BetaV1 said:
Darn. I'm really trying to get a Schaub jersey at a decent price, but apparently this is a bad situation. :(
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Beta, I may just the deal you are looking for. I am selling this vintage dav, um Matt Schaub #8 jersey for the super low price of $89.99. It is a great looking jersey that is sure to be better than anything swtbound sold people on here! See pic below:








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Pollardized said:
Beta, I may just the deal you are looking for. I am selling this vintage dav, um Matt Schaub #8 jersey for the super low price of $89.99. It is a great looking jersey that is sure to be better than anything swtbound sold people on here! See pic below:








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To be honest, I got what I ordered and paid for... but I think I was the only one that did.
 
JB said:
To be honest, I got what I ordered and paid for... but I think I was the only one that did.
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JB, would you be interested in this really nice authentic, game day jersey I have for sale? This was worn in an actual game by a Houston Texan! On sale for only $109.99 today



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Pollardized said:
JB, would you be interested in this really nice authentic, game day jersey I have for sale? This was worn in an actual game by a Houston Texan! On sale for only $109.99 today



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You need to ask me again after anothe pint or so... That looks almost as good as my Dallas still sucks shirts... but I don't think they were quite that pricey.

Better make that ask me again after a quart or two...
 
:mariopalm: Dude you ain't even being realistic now! You gotta cover up the HWWNBN on the pink jersey with tape ala



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Doppelganger1 said:
If you are in Htown, it might be better to head to Academy or one of those sports stores or head to the NFL.com store. It might be a little more expensive, but look at it this way: its completely secure. You will get what you want. Go to a less secure route and you may pay your money and receive aggravation instead.
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I'll likely have to splurge and buy online. I live in New Orleans, so it's obvious what team is exclusively carried here. As far as the price goes, I'm not ashamed to say that $80 is quite a bit of money to me. Could I afford it? Sure. Do I really want to spend $80 on a single piece of clothing? Honestly, no.

And thanks Pollardized for your extremely generous offer. :handshake:
 

But that was Carr's game worn pink jersey!!!! Its a collector's item!

is Carr=HWWNBN? What does that mean?[/QUOTE]

After he left for about six months he was still mentioned in every post. I called him He Who Will Not Be Named... I vowed to not say his name for a month or something like that... kind of playing off of The Village. I don't know if that's the origination but that's about as far back as I go.

Mike
 

But that was Carr's game worn pink jersey!!!! Its a collector's item!

is Carr=HWWNBN? What does that mean?[/QUOTE]


A bit of a take off of Harry Potter. He Who Will Not Be Named

Carr is the Voldemort of the Texans
 
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)
 
FirstTexansFan said:
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)
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JB was swtbound07!
The kind of man who could wrangle men like Nitrohonda and TexanMike.
The kind of man who could engineer a scam based on his years of contacts on Texans Talk.
The kind of man who could've killed the trust of Joe Texan!

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:)
 
FirstTexansFan said:
Wow, talk about missing a thread, I didn't see this one until I caught the link in the NSZ. After reading through this, and seeing as JB is the only one claiming to have received his merchandise, I'm thinking he's in on this scam :sarcasm:

edit: We really need a DUCK: or :INCOMING: smiley :)
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Ozzo said he got his too.

Doppelganger1 said:
JB was swtbound07!
The kind of man who could wrangle men like Nitrohonda and TexanMike.
The kind of man who could engineer a scam based on his years of contacts on Texans Talk.
The kind of man who could've killed the trust of Joe Texan!

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:)
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:foottap: Them there is fightin' words! :bat:
 
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