Fool me once shame on me...

[TheRealJoker]

But fool me 9 consecutive seasons and counting...

I have decided to end my vow so that the ladies of H Town can finally have back what they have been clamoring for since September 18, 2007!!!

 

[kiwitexansfan]

I don't blame you, there is no light at the end of this tunnel.

 

[NitroGSXR]

Quitter.



You did good.

 

[FirstTexansFan]

I'm surprised you haven't had medical issues for your abstinence personally... I commend you Joker, go forth and... well you know

 

[Thorn]

Dude, you are far to young to be making promises like that anyway. When I was your age, I was .....well....active. LOL

It was the 70s, you know, hippies and free love and all that ****. Damn. I'm old.

 

[Pollardized]

Joker don't forget: if it lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

 

[b0ng]

"Reports are in that parts of Houston have been flooded with a milky white substance. Police and Firefighters are baffled."

 

[drewmar74]

:wadepalm: b0ng!

Maybe TRJ's pledge has been the bad juju holding us back! 11-5, here we come!

 

[Pollardized]

This is it Beavis (TRJ), we're finally gonna score

 

[JB]

Dude, you are far to young to be making promises like that anyway. When I was your age, I was .....well....active. LOL

It was the 70s, you know, hippies and free love and all that ****. Damn. I'm old.

lol... yeah, at his age I wouldn't have lasted 9 days...

 

[TexanSam]

3 years is a long effing time to go without getting some. Congratulations? lol

 

[Raf]

More like "fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on me".

 

[wagonhed]

WHAT did you promise? wtf is wrong with you!?

 

[Cjeremy635]

In case you forgot bro!

 

[DexmanC]

President Bush said it best..

 

[Cjeremy635]

WHAT did you promise? wtf is wrong with you!?

He made a celibacy pact a few years ago that he wouldn't have sex until the Texans made the playoffs. He's killing himself slowly......

 

[drewmar74]

More like "fool me once, shame on you....fool me twice, shame on me".

Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[wagonhed]

He made a celibacy pact a few years ago that he wouldn't have sex until the Texans made the playoffs. He's killing himself slowly......

worst idea EVER

 

[Cjeremy635]

worst idea EVER

Yeah.....kind of like the David Carr live hair cut on TV.

 

[Raf]

President Bush said it best..

gotta love Dubya.

 

[brakos82]

I still remember you making that pact... I thought you were insane.

 

[Ryan]

shoulda done it 3 years ago my friend

 

[rmartin65]

Mad props for sticking it out this long. Go forth and...

 

[Second Honeymoon]

Have you ever had to tell an interested girl about your pledge of chastity?
If so, did she buy it?

That would be an assload of awkward

 

[Double Barrel]

I took this picture over H-town this morning, and now I understand:

 

[Texan4Ever]

3 years is a long effing time to go without getting some. Congratulations? lol

Hey, I haven't gotten any at all. Although, I am 20 so maybe in the future perhaps


But seriously, who the heck would make a pact like this on the Texans?!?! You gotta be loco man! :wadepalm:

 

[Corrosion]

lol... yeah, at his age I wouldn't have lasted 9 days...

thats without a lil blue pill ..... if they had that **** back then , I dont thing I woulda stopped cept for .... well I might not be here.

 

[Wolf]

and where it began
09-18-2007

If any of you were listening to the Nightshift on Sportsradio 610 am around 7 pm I stated on air that I am taking a vow of celibacy until the Texans make the playoffs. I am going to call back tomorrow again to clarify whether I am going to be celibate until the Texans MAKE the playoffs or WIN a playoff game. One thing's for sure, I will not allow a woman to get in the way of me rooting my Texans to the playoffs!!!

PS: If any Houston Texans are reading this, it would be a big help to me if you guys made the playoffs this year...

-Chad from Conroe.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42340&highlight=celibacy


have you called 610 yet?

 

[Wolf]

reminds me of this Bull Durham quote

Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: You most certainly did.
Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: Yes you did.
Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Annie Savoy: Oh fine.
Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often.
Annie Savoy: Right.
Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!
[long pause]
Crash Davis: Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Come on, dazzle me.
Annie Savoy: I want you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094812/quotes

 

[BSofA04]

Seriously, no shame in getting out of your vow. I never thought you'd make it this far so kudos for trying. I'd get out of the vow too after seeing the crap we are all subjected to on Sundays.

Do work son!