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At leat beat Ten.
At leat beat Ten.
9-7 was my prediction at the beginning of the year. I think I'll be wrong, but hope not. Would be nice to finish the year on a positive note, but, we play UGLY football, and I just don't see us beating GB on their turf, and I think the Raiders will be tough to beat. They kicked the crap out of the Broncs yesterday, and they have a hostile environment at home. PLUS, we are HORRIBLE on the road! HOPEFULLY, pride and home field advantage will net us win's over our division rivals. We just need to be the 12th man for our last three home games and end this year with positive hopes and dreams for next season.
and Denver really has a terrible defense.
Will they do it? It'd be very sweet.
I think its possible, but if I had to put my money on a guess, I think we'll probably:
Beat the Jags
Beat the Raiders
Lose to Chi
Lose to Ten
Lose to GB
That'll put us at 6-10
I see us going 2-3 over the last 5
Beat Jacksonville and Oakland
Lose to GB, Tenn and Chicago
Just my opinion. They could beat Chicago, but I doubt it.
I don't think we beat Oakland in Oakland. They have one of the best cb in football. Our surest bet is probably Jacksonville and even that isn't a sure thing.
I think 8-8 again is more likely. I see it playing out as follows:
Monday Night against Jacksonville I expect the Texans to win. I'll be sick if they can't manage that one. That makes us 5-7
At Green Bay I just don't know how that's possible for this team. That's like asking them to reverse the earth's rotation with the power of their minds or something. It's just out of the question entirely. If it happens and the Texans win it then that will all be on Green Bay. They will have laid an enormous egg. We will simply be the beneficiaries of said egg. It won't happen though so we lose that and fall to 5-8
Home against the Teets is a tough one to call. It really is. Much of it will depend on things like how much the Green Bay game took out of us the week before, how badly the Teets need this game and totally aside from that whether or not they've peaked too soon. I have no idea what happens here so being a Texans fan and all I'm picking a Texan win there. In a lot of ways that would help salvage the season in the minds of a lot of fans so I hope they pull it off. We are 6-8 at this point. Familiar ground.
At the Raiders I'm going with the Texans again. We are 3-0 lifetime against the Raiders and they never play is well. Whether it's played here or there seems to make no difference and hopefully that happens again this week. We climb up to 7-8.
The season finale will be a lot like last years with the visiting team not needing the win and resting a lot of starters I expect. If this is the case then we maybe get a worthless win against the Bears to pull even at 8-8.
That's how I see it.
Home against the Teets is a tough one to call. It really is. Much of it will depend on things like how much the Green Bay game took out of us the week before, how badly the Teets need this game and totally aside from that whether or not they've peaked too soon. I have no idea what happens here so being a Texans fan and all I'm picking a Texan win there. In a lot of ways that would help salvage the season in the minds of a lot of fans so I hope they pull it off. We are 6-8 at this point. Familiar ground.
That must be some mighty sweet koolaide you're drinking there, my friend.
Seriously, we beat the Titans in 2004, and that is it. Our record against them is almost as bad as our Indy record. 1-13 vs. 2-11. The Titans are one of, if not the, best team in the AFC this year. And we are cellar dwellers. While I will certainly be rooting my ass off, along with the family I'm bringing along for that one, I would consider it a huge-gargantuan-monumental upset if we were to squeak out a win. Remember, Commander Cody...errrr....Sage Rosencopter will be our QB for that one. And our D will still suck under Richard Smith.
If nothing else happens this year, I'd just like to see us punk Jacksonville and have someone else roast in last place for once.
I hope OAK leaves the "best" CB one on one with AJ.
AJ is going to abuse him...if <insert QB here> can throw the ball in his general direction.
I think we lose to the Titans because they are very good and Green Bay.
Raiders is an away game against a schizophrenic team that is surprisingly only one game behind the Texans in the standings. Jags is a home game against a team they usually do well against. However, the Texans are historically lousy in prime time. I think they split these games one way or the other.
That leaves Chicago. If the Bears care the Texans lose; if they are sliding into the play-offs the Texans win.
I think 2-3 to finish 6-10.
They could beat Chicago, but I doubt it.
I believe we are 2-2 in primetime which I do not consider lousy in the least considering those were are first primetime games ever, almost beating GB in a great game.
Hmmm - interesting. I guess I just remember the two Sunday night games where they looked pretty bad. Were those the last two?
Or maybe I just don't remember correctly. I can easily believe that.
Seattle beat them 42-10 and rushed for 320 yards in 2005. That game sticks in my mind and I thought it was played Sunday night. I did a quick web search but can't find a place that summarizes game times with results. I may try again when I have more time.We spanked the Broncos last year
We beat Dallas of course
Lost a great game at the last second to GB
Got blown out by KC
Pretty sure 2-2.
If nothing else happens this year, I'd just like to see us punk Jacksonville and have someone else roast in last place for once.
Seattle beat them 42-10 and rushed for 320 yards in 2005. That game sticks in my mind and I thought it was played Sunday night. I did a quick web search but can't find a place that summarizes game times with results. I may try again when I have more time.
O ya you are correct!
Probally better I forgot about that one.
That puts us at 2-3 in primetime.