How would YOU Fire Vince Young. - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

Dread-Head · 08-28-2012

Vince Young just can't seem to STAY with a team. He's been fired from EVERYWHERE. Which leads me to ask, how would YOU fire him?

**Showtime100** · 08-28-2012

I would stand atop the tallest building on the Longhorn Network and push ever so gently, but enough.

**gwallaia** · 08-28-2012

Fire him?

I would reassign him to the janitorial staff.

**Double Barrel** · 08-28-2012

I would sit him on the other side of a really big conference table in a very nice conference room.

And then I would ask him, "who's house is it again?".

chicagotexan2 · 08-28-2012

I wouldn't have to fire him. I'd say 'here is a test, if you score higher that 6 you can stay.

I would say 'Our relationship is like a grill and a sausage. I am the Weber and you are a VY Foods sausage. The sausage was never really good to begin with but it was reduced 90% so I took a chance with it. Well now it has been on the grill for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and it's time to try something else. Do you understand?

I would say I was hosting a party with drunken, shirtless, sweaty men. The Patron is done, the music has stopped and now you have to go bye bye.

Texan4Ever · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by gwallaia

Fire him?

I would reassign him to the janitorial staff.

This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

**Showtime100** · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Texan4Ever

This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Lol, on the Longhorn Network.

Texan4Ever · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Showtime100

Lol, on the Longhorn Network.

Didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy, "Are you smarter than Vince Young?"

**Hookem Horns** · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Texan4Ever

Didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy, "Are you smarter than Vince Young?"

The questions would be too easy. The only contestants they would be able to find that are not smarter than Vince Young would be his fanboys.

**Showtime100** · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Hookem Horns

The questions would be too easy. The only contestants they would be able to find that are not smarter than Vince Young would be his fanboys.

Yep, Austin media.

Goldensilence · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Texan4Ever

This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference.

**ChampionTexan** · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by texan4ever

didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a tv show hosted by jeff fisher, "are you smarter than vince young?"

fify

**Stemp** · 08-28-2012

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didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a tv show hosted by jeff fisher, "are you smarter than vince young?"

You'd have to show it on PBS during Sesame Street.

**Showtime100** · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Goldensilence

Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference.

Make the argument against it.

Honoring Earl 34 · 08-28-2012

Put Vince's head on this guy .

**HOU-TEX** · 08-28-2012

Re-hire him as the team fluffer.

Dread-Head · 08-28-2012

I'm surprised that no-one's said "From a Cannon" thus far.

**Playoffs** · 08-28-2012

Cosmo G. Spacely from Spacely Space Sprockets is the man for the job!

Texan4Ever · 08-28-2012

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Originally Posted by Goldensilence

Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference.

Scum because he wasted his talents and continues to make Texas (the state) and Houstonians look bad.

Ok, real reason is he ignored me when I wanted an autograph

**badboy** · 08-28-2012

Would not have hired him after his first NFL team.

View Poll Results: How would YOU Fire Vince Young
Have Donald Trump do it, or put on a bad toupee and do it yourself	0	0%
Play the Ohio Players' Song "FIRE" and you call him into your office.	3	16.67%
Send him a telegram during a game.	2	11.11%
Do your best impression of Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons. "You're FIIIIRED!"	6	33.33%
Trapdoor drops him into a bottomless pit dropping a "You're fired" NOTE seconds later.	7	38.89%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

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Showtime100 Got AJ? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Austin,Tx Age: 49 Posts: 18,734 Rep Power: 39298	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. I would stand atop the tallest building on the Longhorn Network and push ever so gently, but enough. __________________ *Awesome sig by False Start*

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gwallaia Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 6,750 Rep Power: 22986	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. Fire him? I would reassign him to the janitorial staff. __________________ It is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

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Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,053 Rep Power: 81571	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. I would sit him on the other side of a really big conference table in a very nice conference room. And then I would ask him, "who's house is it again?". __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

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chicagotexan2 IDBLDogDareU Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere most interesting Posts: 6,389 Rep Power: 35807	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. I wouldn't have to fire him. I'd say 'here is a test, if you score higher that 6 you can stay. I would say 'Our relationship is like a grill and a sausage. I am the Weber and you are a VY Foods sausage. The sausage was never really good to begin with but it was reduced 90% so I took a chance with it. Well now it has been on the grill for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and it's time to try something else. Do you understand? I would say I was hosting a party with drunken, shirtless, sweaty men. The Patron is done, the music has stopped and now you have to go bye bye. __________________ OBL is D.O.A. Thank you Navy SEALS.

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Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Houston Age: 50 Posts: 16,740 Rep Power: 35890	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. Put Vince's head on this guy . __________________ "I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? ... Craig T. Nelson:

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HOU-TEX Ah, Football! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: P-land Age: 42 Posts: 14,143 Rep Power: 19780	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. Re-hire him as the team fluffer. __________________ "We wanted to make a statement, run the ball and make them like it." - Duane Brown

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Playoffs Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,272 Rep Power: 51173	Re: How would YOU Fire Vince Young. Cosmo G. Spacely from Spacely Space Sprockets is the man for the job!

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