How would YOU Fire Vince Young.

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How would YOU Fire Vince Young

  1. Have Donald Trump do it, or put on a bad toupee and do it yourself

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  2. Play the Ohio Players' Song "FIRE" and you call him into your office.

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  3. Send him a telegram during a game.

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  4. Do your best impression of Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons. "You're FIIIIRED!"

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  5. Trapdoor drops him into a bottomless pit dropping a "You're fired" NOTE seconds later.

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  1. Dread-Head

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    Vince Young just can't seem to STAY with a team. He's been fired from EVERYWHERE. Which leads me to ask, how would YOU fire him?
     
  2. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    I would stand atop the tallest building on the Longhorn Network and push ever so gently, but enough.
     
  3. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    Fire him?

    I would reassign him to the janitorial staff.
     
  4. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    I would sit him on the other side of a really big conference table in a very nice conference room.

    And then I would ask him, "who's house is it again?".
     
  5. chicagotexan2

    chicagotexan2 IDBLDogDareU

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    I wouldn't have to fire him. I'd say 'here is a test, if you score higher that 6 you can stay.

    I would say 'Our relationship is like a grill and a sausage. I am the Weber and you are a VY Foods sausage. The sausage was never really good to begin with but it was reduced 90% so I took a chance with it. Well now it has been on the grill for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and it's time to try something else. Do you understand?

    I would say I was hosting a party with drunken, shirtless, sweaty men. The Patron is done, the music has stopped and now you have to go bye bye.
     
  6. Texan4Ever

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    This. Vince Young is a scum and a waste of God-given talent and should be publicly ridiculed for the rest of his life.
     
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    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    Lol, on the Longhorn Network.
     
  8. Texan4Ever

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    Didn't think about that one! Heck he could have a TV show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy, "Are you smarter than Vince Young?"
     
  9. Hookem Horns

    Hookem Horns The Texans Brigade Staff Member

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    The questions would be too easy. The only contestants they would be able to find that are not smarter than Vince Young would be his fanboys.
     
  10. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    Yep, Austin media.
     


  11. Goldensilence

    Goldensilence hipster elite

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    Scum? What did he personally do to you? Waste of talent I can agree with though.

    I had to go with the Mr. Spacely reference. :spin:
     
  12. ChampionTexan

    ChampionTexan Site Contributor

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    fify
     
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    You'd have to show it on PBS during Sesame Street.
     
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    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    Make the argument against it.
     
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    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    Put Vince's head on this guy .

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  16. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Re-hire him as the team fluffer. :hides:
     
  17. Dread-Head

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    I'm surprised that no-one's said "From a Cannon" thus far.
     
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    Cosmo G. Spacely from Spacely Space Sprockets is the man for the job!
     
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    Scum because he wasted his talents and continues to make Texas (the state) and Houstonians look bad.

    Ok, real reason is he ignored me when I wanted an autograph :(
     
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    Would not have hired him after his first NFL team.
     

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