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The Texans WILL beat KC

awtysst

Draft Guru
Why? How can I make such a procacious assertation? Simple: The Texans have played badly since I have had long hair. Therefore, I cut my hair and now the Texans will play better. You heard it here first. Texans Beat Chiefs!
 
I agree with you. :texflag:

The Texans can do it. They need to focus, play hard, and execute....plus score more points than the Chiefs.

But this week I believe we can win. :thumbup

And fans need to show up as the Texans 12th man and REPRESENT! :texans:
 
(subtitled, you don't have to be a dope smoker to think that the Texans might win this one).

* Chefs are better at home. Three of four of their losses were on the road.

* OK, statistically their offense and defense is better than ours, but then again, we have played a slightly harder schedule. Our special teams is ranking higher--I guess they need to patent that strangely short kick, bonk the other team in the head play.

* You think our fans are freaking out?--this is what the Chefs paper is saying:

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/13161105.htm

It's an attempt to brighten your Mondays some. Let's jack up Reliant on Sunday! :texflag:
 
Texans_Chick said:
(subtitled, you don't have to be a dope smoker to think that the Texans might win this one).

* Chefs are better at home. Three of four of their losses were on the road.

* OK, statistically their offense and defense is better than ours, but then again, we have played a slightly harder schedule. Our special teams is ranking higher--I guess they need to patent that strangely short kick, bonk the other team in the head play.

* You think our fans are freaking out?--this is what the Chefs paper is saying:

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/13161105.htm

It's an attempt to brighten your Mondays some. Let's jack up Reliant on Sunday! :texflag:

Sure you aren't....:jk: Yeah, I like our chances against the Chefs as well.
 
Texans_Chick said:
(subtitled, you don't have to be a dope smoker to think that the Texans might win this one).

* Chefs are better at home. Three of four of their losses were on the road.

* OK, statistically their offense and defense is better than ours, but then again, we have played a slightly harder schedule. Our special teams is ranking higher--I guess they need to patent that strangely short kick, bonk the other team in the head play.

* You think our fans are freaking out?--this is what the Chefs paper is saying:

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/13161105.htm

It's an attempt to brighten your Mondays some. Let's jack up Reliant on Sunday! :texflag:

Sure you aren't?....:jk: Yeah, I like our chances against the Chefs as well.:texflag:
 
Texans_Chick said:
(subtitled, you don't have to be a dope smoker to think that the Texans might win this one).

* Chefs are better at home. Three of four of their losses were on the road.

* OK, statistically their offense and defense is better than ours, but then again, we have played a slightly harder schedule. Our special teams is ranking higher--I guess they need to patent that strangely short kick, bonk the other team in the head play.

* You think our fans are freaking out?--this is what the Chefs paper is saying:

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/football/nfl/kansas_city_chiefs/13161105.htm


It's an attempt to brighten your Mondays some. Let's jack up Reliant on Sunday! :texflag:

Well said!! :thumbup

We have to bring it Sunday night - PRIMETIME - against the Chiefs! The 12th man has to REPRESENT and fire the team up and prove to a national audience that we aren't chumps! I know we're a football town and we'll prove it!

LOUD, PROUD, & TEXAN!! :texflag:
 
Sorry, but I have to say this: Who on our team is going to cover Tony Gonzalez? Greenwood is pathetic and Brown is getting worse as the season goes on.

Oh yea, and how are we going to stop the run? Can't wait to see our linebackers go flying through the air as some lineman just b-slaps them.

I'll flag myself for negativity. :penalty:
 
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