The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

[ObsiWan]

The UnBad news is that we forced Mr. Never-turn-it-over into a turnover

 

[DocBar]

So keeping the offense in 3rd and longs was the gameplan this week?

 

[powda]

Teams?

 

[OzzO]

a TE sighting!

 

[DocBar]

So keeping the offense in 3rd and longs was the gameplan this week?

 

[Austrian]

Why pitch it to Blue? He has very minimal burst

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Look. Another back may get stuffed too, but ****...lets see...

 

[Austrian]

What is up with the play calling?

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

There goes the points.

 

[Texans55HaveFuN]

ok maybe not 5 int but hoyer will turn over more than 5 times gg

 

[OzzO]

tick tock Hoyer

 

[nut]

he is ******* hoyerable

 

[pirbroke]

Nice backwards pass

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Brian Hoyer, two turnovers now? INT and fumble.
That fumble hurt. We were on the cusp of field goal range.

I can't deal with this guys. Big pressure, and Hoyer folds again.
He better wake up soon or put in Weeden please. I want to win this game!!!

 

[MEGA SWATT]

Hoyer needs to be benched

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

The ball just slipped out the guy's hands.

 

[Hervoyel]

God damn I hate that son of a *****!

 

[DocBar]

Clark hit Hoyer's arm on that fumble. Clark was blown up on that play.

 

[DBCooper]

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stonewhite]

Omg

 

[powda]

Ob did u get the memo. We need a qb.

 

[santo]

Hoyer and Blue need to be benched.

 

[amazing80]

wtf

 

[powda]

Ob did u get the memo. We need a qb.

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

well, Hoyer is handling playoff pressure well

Repeat

 

[nut]

like the owner said, we didn't need a quarterback. and of course only the fans knew we needed a RB since Arian was so durable according to the brass

 

[Austrian]

ON pace for 8 TO is Hoyer

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Clark hit Hoyer's arm on that fumble. Clark was blown up on that play.

Didn't look like it too me. Clark was getting pushed back but looks like the ball just slipped out his hands


Edit: you're right. Hit his elbow.

 

[OzzO]

well, there's the first we miss DB play

PDS ‏@PatDStat
Bailey jacks Chris Clark into Hoyer. Causes the fumble. #Texans

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Houston (LB) will not last this game.

 

[Sisco96]

My gosh put in Weeden maybe he won't give it away.

 

[DocBar]

I'm wondering if the Chief's DC was in the loop for the Texans game planning this week. It sure seems like he was.

 

[FirstTexansFan]

Hey Hey, Ho, Ho, Brian Hoyer's Got To Go!

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

PDS ‏@PatDStat 2m2 minutes ago

#Texans trying to manage short situations for the offense and Hoyer. Trying to stay out of 3rd and long at all costs.

.............and that's why..........

 

[Thorsson]

Can someone please tell me why Hoyer started this game?

 

[htowntexans1985]

Hoyer doesn't know how to climb the pocket

 

[Big Lou]

Fn Hoyer, worthless. Can we sign Mallet at half time.

 

[EllisUnit]

Can someone please tell me why Hoyer started this game?

OB....

 

[amazing80]

Do you even think BoB will consider a change at qb today, minus an injury? I am not even sure he would consider it.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Some QBs have ice running through their veins............Hoyer has ice for hands........

 

[Bulls on Parade]

We're just going to allow the Chiefs to come into our house and punk us like this again? Where is the pride of this Houston Texans team? We can't wait until the second half to play some good football. We have to play well in the second quarter so that this game stays within one score, at worse...

Brian Hoyer, I've had enough of this pathetic play.
Either he steps up for us on the next drive or make a change.

This game is winnable. I'm okay for now but we'll see where we are in another hour.

 

[Big Lou]

Can someone please tell me why Hoyer started this game?

Better yet why was he signed in the first place. He's a Cleveland Brown through and through.

 

[EVOLVIST]

Can someone please tell me why Hoyer started this game?

 

[chicagotexan2]

I'm wondering if the Chief's DC was in the loop for the Texans game planning this week. It sure seems like he was.

Worse Romeo crennel is the Manchurian candidate.

Cmon hoyer don't suck in this game.

 

[Texans55HaveFuN]

what's next their TE gets TD and hoyer throws int6 ....

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

If we have another drive with Hoyer sinking and dunking and Blue going for .5 yards and a cloud of dust I'm turning this off and I'll read about it later.

 

[JCTexan]

I'm wondering if the Chief's DC was in the loop for the Texans game planning this week. It sure seems like he was.

Did O'Brien even game plan for this game?

 

[Lucky]

well, there's the first we miss DB play

PDS ‏@PatDStat
Bailey jacks Chris Clark into Hoyer. Causes the fumble. #Texans

Hoyer's weak hand caused the fumble. He has to be the weakest QB in the league.

 

[powda]

Feed dhop and get hunt in the game. This offense is hoyable.

 

[Big Lou]

Can someone please tell me why Hoyer started this game?

Better yet why was he signed in the first place. He's a Cleveland Brown through and through.