Tailgating Haiku

[Brando]

Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"

lol...Good one....

 

[JWarren14]

Raging Bull Tailgate
Jager Crown Beer and some Grub
Mondays are no fun!

Exception being December 1st, then Tuesdays are no fun!

 

[gary]

Blue Crew tailgate at eight
Be in seats by noon
Be back out after the game for some more grub.

 

[Lauren]

A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.

LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread!

 

[Texan_Bill]

Hobie loves sausage

Vince loves sausage even more

True sausage lovers

 

[Hagar]

LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread!

Syllables doesn't mean much when you have a slow Texas draw.

 

[Señor Stan]

Tailgate Tea Party
Amobi brings the teabag
Vince will bring his face

 

[YellerLotYeller]

Yellow Lot is great
Free beer on the half hour
The sweet smell of grass

 

[Tedc]

Loud racing motors
Make me look out the windows.
Where are my tickets?!!

 

[Tedc]

Pretty name, Katie-
My new Houston Texans rep.
Where are my tickets??!!!

 

[nflnutswife]

Pretty name, Katie-
My new Houston Texans rep.
Where are my tickets??!!!

Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is hard
who thought this game up!

 

[Brando]

Haiku's Texans Style
Thirty One days for kickoff
Texans Win fo sho

 

[Tedc]

Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is hard
who thought this game up!

Apparently!

Good One, you nailed it! (5)
5-7-5 is hard (6)
who thought this game up! (5)

 

[Double Barrel]

Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"

Inspired to haiku
Texans fans write funny stuff
What do I say now?

 

[Brando]

Draft Reggie or Vince
That was the question for some
The right thing was done

 

[Tedc]

Counting your fingers...
Its not hard to understand
why the games at hand.

 

[nflnutswife]

Apparently!

Good One, you nailed it! (5)
5-7-5 is hard (6)
who thought this game up! (5)

Crap, I tried!

 

[hobie]

email-tickets sent
FedEx truck better show up
whats taking so long

 

[Tedc]

Jerking on my chain,
My tickets were taken back.
This is not my day.

 

[Double Barrel]

Crap, I tried!

Easy to fix!

"Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is so hard
who thought this game up!"



Where are my tickets?!
The FedEx man has not come
It's almost six now!!

 

[Kaiser Toro]

Preach it Preacher Man
Texans fans toast to the team
Together we march

 

[GlassHalfFull]

Jerking on my chain,
My tickets were taken back.
This is not my day.

What a bummer, Ted
Your house is within three blocks
Mine arrived today!

 

[disaacks3]

I want my tickets
Brown can't do this one for me
Let it be today

 

[Double Barrel]

I got my tickets!
I love the new smell of them
The season is close!

 

[OzzO]

Any ticket gift?
Congrats on tickets, what else?
Was it a binder?

 

[Double Barrel]

What's with the brown bag?
It's so metrosexual
hobie will like it

 

[gary]

LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread!

I'll get this yet.

 

[Tedc]

Will it be today?
Does 2 day ship mean today?
Where are my tickets??!!!!

 

[Tedc]

On the truck again.
Tickets, where you been hiding??
Bounc'in 'round the truck.

 

[Tedc]

Still not in my hands.
Please come little Fed Ex girl,
guy or whatever.

 

[Tedc]

It is almost lunch.
I want my tickets a bunch.
Where are my tickets??!!

 

[Tedc]

Tailgate Chicks look hot
Sometimes Texan Cheerleaders
Green Grass can't be beat

Tetrahydrocan-
abinnol is not that bad.
Oh, wrong kind of grass.

 

[eriadoc]

Does not get better
Than barbecue, football, and
three o'clock home games.