Tailgating Haiku

[bpe3]

Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office.

Up at crack of dawn
Join friends for beer food and fun
Ready for noon kick

South Main seven A.M.
Why won't they open the gate?
We all hate waiting

Yellow lot is best
Five acres grass under foot
Asphalt is toohard

Fans go to Mojo
Punching holes in Miller Lite
Shotgun 30 time

Show me what you got, Texans fans.

bpe3

 

[Texan_Bill]

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

 

[bpe3]

Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

 

[bpe3]

Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too.
Counting never was my specialty.
I made some changes.

bpe3

 

[Texan_Bill]

Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

LMAO... Plat-in-um is 3 (it's not platnum); Lot rocks the house is 4 = 7

So......

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Stands

 

[Tedc]

Enter at seven
Raise the tents and fire up grill
Its not that hard, Bill

 

[Texan_Bill]

Seven is too early
I should still be in my bed
Need coffee from Ted.

 

[Texecutioner]

Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Platinum is the best! 50 yard walk and you're already inside. Gotta love some Platinum!

 

[Double Barrel]

We are the hardcore
Tailgating at every game
United we stand

 

[Tedc]

We are the hardcore
Tailgating every game
United we stand

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

 

[Tedc]

Two or three? Not sure...
Every time it seems to change
eve-ry, ev-er-y

 

[Tedc]

The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

 

[Double Barrel]

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

d'oh! I think you're right!
Haiku is not hard to do
Counting is easy

p.s. fixed it! thanks

 

[Texan_Bill]

No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works.

 

[Double Barrel]

The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

 

[Double Barrel]

Texans hardhats rock
But only real men wear them
We are fanatics

 

[Texan_Bill]

Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

Very nice!!!

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Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

 

[Double Barrel]

Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Tedc]

Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

 

[Texan_Bill]

Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

That was the funniest one yet!!! Rep if I could!!!!

 

[Brando]

This is my first one I ever attempted........


Training Camp is near
Get the tailgating in gear
Because I want beer

 

[Brando]

Are you ready fans?
It's almost that time again
Barbecue and friends

 

[hobie]

I dance with sausage
It is really fun to do
Wont you please join me

 

[Lauren]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[nflnutswife]

I'm in this lot
They call it yellow
I'll make a pot!!!!!

 

[Texan_Bill]

I dance with sausage
It is really fun to do
Wont you please join me

First, no.... I won't join you.

Second, that was funnier than my Haiku about you and Vince.

 

[Hagar]

You have too much time
Why aren’t you working
You need a new job


Ice beer bbq
Wearing Battle red jersey
Beat the Pu$$y Cats



For those of use who need it: Syllable Counter

 

[TEXANS84]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

HAHA!

 

[Buffi2]

Can't wait to tailgate.
Season tickets coming soon.
Football almost here.

 

[disaacks3]

Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

Mylar conductive
Much deniability
Did you see the sparks?

 

[OzzO]

Moved to North Texas
After five years of tailgate
Damn, I miss it so

Fans we need a chant
Like green bay or the green jets
get your flask in seats

this offseason drags
good moves after C & C
Young hangs with no shirts

Texan fans - DFW
start listing watch parties now
need to set this up

 

[texanmojo]

The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

I like this one the best so far...

 

[KeithW]

We have an annual offseason haiku contest (well, it was annual at HPF, and ItB is carrying on the tradition). Winner receives a free IntheBullseye.com t-shirt.

http://www.inthebullseye.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87

A few of these in this thread might be good enough to win.

 

[Tedc]

Black soot drops without rain
Texas Stadium is gross
Perfect for their fans

 

[Tedc]

Dallas tailgating?
Better take a portable
You suck Jerry Jones!

 

[disaacks3]

Romo rolls to left
Fumbles the football away
Farewell to playoffs

 

[disaacks3]

Cook on David's grill
Skirt steak pieces are yummy
Eat quick before gone

 

[aj.]

DJ wannabe
Excess vociferation
Get a life asshat

 

[Tedc]

DJ wannabe
Excess vociferation
Get a life asshat

Funny stuff "asshat"!
You seem to me me wonder
Then I think of this...

 

[texanmojo]

Texan Mojo Rocks
Ice Cold Beer in the Cooler
Happy Fans Crush Cans

 

[76Texan]

The wind is blowing
The time is fast-a-changing
We will be winning!

 

[gary]

Carr steps up into the pocket
He makes the throw and gets picked off
There goes his QB career

 

[texanmojo]

Tailgate Chicks look hot
Sometimes Texan Cheerleaders
Green Grass can't be beat

 

[disaacks3]

Carr steps up into the pocket (8)
He makes the throw and gets picked off (8)
There goes his QB career (7)

A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.

Carr drops back to pass
Gets happy feet and throws pick
Smith misses ProBowl

 

[gary]

A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.

Carr drops back to pass
Gets happy feet and throws pick
Smith misses ProBowl

Thank you. Good one.

 

[kermit]

Rally 'round your team fans.

We can make the Superbowl really happen.

You dunno what you're say'n.

 

[gary]

Rally 'round your team fans.

We can make the Superbowl really happen.

You dunno what you're say'n.

Great one.

 

[whiskeyrbl]

Gates open at eight
Beer and food to aid my wait
Be in seat by Twelve

 

[Brando]

Haiku! Bless You man!
We love our Texans football!
Battle Red Kickoff!

 

[Señor Stan]

Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"