Texans_Chick said:
Bleh.
Can't we have at least one game before people decide to parse every word that David Carr utters and interpret it based on their filter of whether they think he sucks or not?
Or even better, let's not play the athlete word parsing game at all.
Multiplied Carr threads are terrible.
Word parsing Carr threads are just slightly above comments about his hair.
Texans Chick,
As you have a voice with the Chron, I hope that you do not softshoe your writing and critique this year. Carr needs to be called out for the horrible QB that he is if the current trends continue with his play. If he does good, I will be happily surprised...but if he continues his horrific play, I would respect it if I didn't hear a laundry list of excuses. I don't dislike Carr as a person but he is the worst QB in Houston since Bucky RIchardson and Will 'Der' Furrer (sic) YET he is treated like some sort of messiah by half the losers on this board....
Act 1 - Scene 1
*Scene begins at a grocery store with four fans buying chips and dip at the local HEB. Everyone is wearing their Texans gear and they begin to pontificate over the upcoming season but specifically David Carr*
Homer Fan 1 - Carr is such a fine young man. It's nice having a QB who goes to church, has a family, and is so damn cute.
Homer Fan 2 - Yeah, Carr is gonna be the the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's all the other player's fault. He is just dreamy.
Homer Fan 3 - My favorite thing about Carr is his eyes, I could get lost in his eyes forever....
Real Fan 1 - Are you guys ignorant or just stupid? The dude has no pocket presence, horrible delivery, no leadership, cant throw a touch pass, and has been an abject failure for 5 years. What will it take for you guys to wake up?
Homer Fans 1, 2, and 3 - We love Carr and you arent a true fan because you criticize Carr. It's never his fault, he is infallible. It's the rest of the team and coaching staff that is the problem. What did Carr ever do to you? It's all part of Gods plan for Carr.....
Real Fan 1 - Give me a bucket, I am about to throw up. I bet if Carr was not Mister Family Guy Super Christian or GOd forbid if he was an African-American, you losers would have driven him out of town long ago for his horrific play. But Carr is Superman in your eyes, so you blame everyone but him...you guys make me sick. You want a NFL version of the Astros, lily white and pure as the driven snow....McKKKlane should probably be brought in as a 'roster consultant'...im sure he would have Mario and DeMeco out of here instantly...
doug ftw
p.s. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?! IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT. FINALLY THE DAY IS HERE. OBVIOUSLY BORED AT THE MOMENT.