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Texansballer74
The Marine
Dejaview
All Pro
Easy reason. NOBODY with half a brain can listen to non stop bitching and bullshit and stay sane unless they just like to screw with the people that are so impairedI echo that sentiment.
banned1976
sleeper mode
I love this thread already!
banned1976
sleeper mode
I started the Wordle puzzle this morning with the word PENIS. The answer was not penis. In case someone reading this hasn't tried to guess the NY Times Wordle puzzle for the day, the answer is ABOUT.
BattleRedBlud
Blue Steel Pose. No Excuses!
Putin is held hostage by a terrorist. A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
Policeman: "A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 million rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations."
Driver: "Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average."
Policeman: "About a gallon."
Policeman: "A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 million rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations."
Driver: "Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average."
Policeman: "About a gallon."
Max
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