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Paris Hilton's Draft Day Diary

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Another Page 2 gem...er...yeah.

It is funny though :)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hilton/diary&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

Paris Hilton said:
April 21
I asked Matt if I could take one of these Wanna-lick tests I kept hearing all the football players had to take ... sounded like fun. But it was hard! I thought I totally flunked, but Matt told me I did better than that other guy Vince. That made me feel better.
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Paris Hilton said:
April 29
Found out that some guy named Mario was the first pick. He got $54 million over six years. How sad is that? I thought these guys made a ton of money or something.

But, forget about the money, why did the Texans take Mario first? Come on -- if the North Carolina State defense was so effective in the ACC, don't you think it would have had a better record against Top 25 schools? And how often does a player of Reggie Bush's caliber come along in our lifetime? Twice? The Saints got a steal on draft day, let me tell you, and I just hope next year I'm in a fantasy league with the guys who run the Texans -- can you say repeat champion? Whatever …
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Paris Hilton said:
The Arizona Cardinals took him. That's hot. Seriously, it's like 1,000 degrees there.
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I found these funny
 
Her and Eli used to have thing for each other when he declared for the draft...
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:rolleyes:
 
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.
 
ledzeppelin269 said:
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.
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Totally agree. I have no attraction to her what so ever and do not see the value that she provides to society over all.

Eli seems to have the party gene in the family. :)
 
ledzeppelin269 said:
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.
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I second the motion. Not hot whatsoever either.
 
I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.
 
mexican_texan said:
I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.
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PLEASE DONT TELL "YOUR BOY" ABOUT THE PICS!!!:embarrass

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Oblivion said:
I third the motion. She is not attractive to me either. I think Nicole Ritchie is better looking. :twocents:
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I don't know who thinks being that skinny is in any way attractive.
I find it grotesque.
 
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