Mythbusters: Houston Texans edition

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"We can put a paraplegic at the RB position and get 1000+ yards out of him."

 

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"OK, we got our asses handed to us in the first two games, but they are Super Bowl calibur teams. After week four, we should be 2-2 because we're better than the Dolphins and Redskins."

we're better? Priceless. How can you be better than anyone after a 2-14 season and having lost your first 2 games, dolts? Have a little humility.