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Just for fun! Whats in Caper's Notebook Game:

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gtexan02

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So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute
 
Houston coach Dom Capers looked both angered and befuddled. :homer:

"I'm very disappointed in the way we played tonight," Capers said. "The thing I was most disappointed in was basically the fundamentals of our team."

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO Capers and coaching staff. The team has quit on you!

We are disappointed in your coaching skill too!!!!!!!!

bobby 119C :brickwall
 
4. WOW that played sucked

5. ran same play wow still sucked
6. o-line bites ill blame it on not executing
7.. DAMN CC got *****ed slapped
 
1-------Davis run right.
2-------Davis run left.
3-------Carr rushed, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis up the middle.
2-------Davis short pass.
3-------Carr scrambles, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis runs up the middle.
2-------Davis runs right.
3-------Carr throws 4 yard quick pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

The opposing defense has got it figured out already, guess I don't have to list anymore.

bobby 119C :brickwall
 
1. Find time machine. Go back one series. Run same play to opposite side.

2. Learn what this "protection" is that every one talks about.

3. Buy Bob McNair a dozen roses.
 
gtexan02 said:
So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute
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I'm running out of space. I need to buy a new notebook. :confused:
 
Try to keep dumb, confused look off of my face.
Keep my mouth closed.
Find 10 reasons to keep my job for next meeting with McNair.
 
gtexan02 said:
So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute
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uh.....if 1+1=3 an w're bhin 32 soo thn um I nede um 1 touchdown? ma b I shud asx casserlli
 
We do so well on 1st and 2nd down, so keep failing on 3rd, so we can watch the beauty of a punt. Ignore all people who say that if you are doing well on 1st an 2nd down, there would be no 3rd down.
 
Whats in Caper's notebook?

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Behold the power of the liger!

:tv:
 
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
 
Game Time Thoughts:

1st Down Run
2nd Down Run (Wait We need to mix in a Holding penalty)
2nd Down Run
3rd Down Two Yard Pass
4th Down Punt, Work on My Resume & Call the Realtor
 
touttail said:
1-------Davis run right.
2-------Davis run left.
3-------Carr rushed, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis up the middle.
2-------Davis short pass.
3-------Carr scrambles, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis runs up the middle.
2-------Davis runs right.
3-------Carr throws 4 yard quick pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

The opposing defense has got it figured out already, guess I don't have to list anymore.

bobby 119C :brickwall
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you almost got it but I think we run left @ ~3/1 ratio. 3 runs left then 1 right. Sort of like a waltz. :embarrass
 
Rightnow said:
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
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funniest thing ive read today! bigmouth capers bass
 
Rightnow said:
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
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You, sir, are a funny *******. I could not mean that in a nicer way.
 
It could be his grocery list.

- eggs
- butter
- milk

(Carr gets sacked.)

"Oh yeah..."

- hamburger
- pancake mix

(Carr gets sacked again.)

"Reminds me..."

- meat tenderizer
 
I believe he wrote this in big letters:

"Now, it’s kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?
 
El Tejano said:
"Now, it’s kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?
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I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)
 
gtexan02 said:
I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)
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did he really say that?
 
markbeth said:
did he really say that?
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Straight from the press conference:
(on how he feels about team) “Well I was very disappointed in the way we played last night just in the area of fundamentals – blocking, tackling, and too many penalties. I do believe this team can improve and I do see us improving in some areas. Now, it’s kind of like sticking your finger in a dike.
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http://www.houstontexans.com/news/news_detail.php?PRKey=2071
 
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
 
Rightnow said:
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
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Well stated. So many hamburgers, so little time. Maybe David and his crew will take him to Mickey D's, and stuff the food up his ---
 
Rightnow said:
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

THANK YOU!!!! OMG...still laughing...
 
1. Ask real coach how to teach players to exicute.
2. Get mouth wired shut.
3. Learn sign launguage.
4. Remove Pendry from Christmas list.
 
We have at least been tied with every team we have played since I got here. What do the fans want? You can't win them all, you just have to give yourself a chance. 0-0 is a tie, isn't it?
 
1 - Note to self; "self, don't worry, the 'pick best available' theory during the draft does work. It does, it does, it does." :ok:
2 - Make sure only necessary things are in work locker, so I'll be ready for quick exit.
3 - Should I use regular numbers or roman numerals or a tally when counting how many times my QB is sacked?
4 - Another note to self; "self, I'm only going to pick ONE MORE player that is already injured and will never play again."
5 - Last note to self; "self, don't worry! Don't let anyone tell you that you can't make it all the way with 5 offensive plays."
 
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