here is my tribute to all the insane mocks that have been posted and to the mocks that will be posted...(clearing throat)
Well, the Texans will finish last scoring only 7 points combined throghout the remaining three games, you don't have to worry about a tie with San Francisco. This is my dream draft.
Texans draft Reggie Bush number one and then trade Domanick Davis to the Jets along with next years #1 pick and Corey Bradford for Vinny Testeverde and thier first round pick so now we have the 2nd overall pick too. Vinny will serve as a mentor for David Carr and teach him how it's ok to get the crap kicked out of you game in and game out...after all, look how great he turned out! Then the Texans select Matt Lienhart and trade Matt Lienhart to Tennessee to reunite him with the Chow-Man. In exchange we recieve their #1 pick and their next three picks of the draft. So we take Jason Avant with the 1st round pick we got from the Jets so now our WR void is filled and and then we take Matt Lentz from Michigan with the Titans pick to fill our LG and we can keep Pitts at OT, now comes the tricky part, we package up the remaining picks in our draft and trade them to Arizona in exchange for Leonard Davis and Antrel Rolle and their number one pick and select Mercedes Lewis so now we have TE threat, Leonard Davis can play RT for us, Todd Wade will become our o-line coach and Rolle will start opposite Robinson with Buchanon moving to S to replace Coleman who will just end up forgeting about the season and pursue his life long dream of creating a "How To Tackle" instructional video.
Whew...hows that folks!
Well, the Texans will finish last scoring only 7 points combined throghout the remaining three games, you don't have to worry about a tie with San Francisco. This is my dream draft.
Texans draft Reggie Bush number one and then trade Domanick Davis to the Jets along with next years #1 pick and Corey Bradford for Vinny Testeverde and thier first round pick so now we have the 2nd overall pick too. Vinny will serve as a mentor for David Carr and teach him how it's ok to get the crap kicked out of you game in and game out...after all, look how great he turned out! Then the Texans select Matt Lienhart and trade Matt Lienhart to Tennessee to reunite him with the Chow-Man. In exchange we recieve their #1 pick and their next three picks of the draft. So we take Jason Avant with the 1st round pick we got from the Jets so now our WR void is filled and and then we take Matt Lentz from Michigan with the Titans pick to fill our LG and we can keep Pitts at OT, now comes the tricky part, we package up the remaining picks in our draft and trade them to Arizona in exchange for Leonard Davis and Antrel Rolle and their number one pick and select Mercedes Lewis so now we have TE threat, Leonard Davis can play RT for us, Todd Wade will become our o-line coach and Rolle will start opposite Robinson with Buchanon moving to S to replace Coleman who will just end up forgeting about the season and pursue his life long dream of creating a "How To Tackle" instructional video.
Whew...hows that folks!
