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It's possible to be TOO much of a fan. A former friend of mine (Rabid Cowgirl fan) ended a 15 year friendship with me last year because I said that Emmit Smith made millions playing football and should be kinder to his fans when they ask for an autograph.
He DEMANDED a written appology and we haven't spoken since.
He DEMANDED a written appology
when I read the board sometimes I think threetoedpete may be too much of a fan.
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As long as you don't hurt or kill anyone then you can never be too much of a fan.
Geez, that is crazy. I love the Texans (as well the other Houston sports teams) but I would never end a friendship over a sports team.
I do some people may qualify as being too much of a fan. If you do what that lady did from the northeast when she ran over a Yankees fan (or maybe it was a Red Sox fan) because they insulted her team, then you can be too big of a fan.
So as long as you don't kill a Titans, Cowboys, Jags, or Colts fan because they make fun of the Texans then you should be alright.
Gee, do ya' think you can be too much of a fan?
Do you tune into this MB one or more times a day even in the off season?
Is your house filled with Texan "stuff" prominently displayed?
When NFL Network talks about a play from last year, do you remember the exact play?
Do you have more autographs than children and grandchildren combined?
Do get excited in July because the season tickets are coming?
Do you count the days until the first game of the season?
Do you have things such as mini-camp marked on your calendar?
When someone says, "camping," do you think "tail gating?"
Can you answer yes to these questions and still add a few more?
Too much of a fan?Not Possible!
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Do you worry about missing a Texans game (Home/Away) because of something really important like your own wedding?
First, I would NEVER have a wedding during football season (that includes pre-season through basically the Pro-Bowl).
Second, the girl I'll marry would be MORE pissed than me - at the possibility of having to miss a game.
*sigh..... remains single*
You guys are some lucky bastages.![]()
I am a VERY lucky bastard.
I am a VERY lucky bastard.
Yeah you are!!!!
you guys just don't have your women trained is all. I had to get a wooden spoon out and beat the bottoms of my ladies feet to get her acting right. Now I have no problems and she's more of a rabid fan than I am. I'm so proud.
P. S. if the wooden spoon doesn't work the can of green beans in a sock always works.
Gee, do ya' think you can be too much of a fan?
Do you tune into this MB one or more times a day even in the off season?
Is your house filled with Texan "stuff" prominently displayed?
When NFL Network talks about a play from last year, do you remember the exact play?
Do you have more autographs than children and grandchildren combined?
Do get excited in July because the season tickets are coming?
Do you count the days until the first game of the season?
Do you have things such as mini-camp marked on your calendar?
When someone says, "camping," do you think "tail gating?"
Can you answer yes to these questions and still add a few more?
Too much of a fan?Not Possible!
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Do you watch Tivo'd Texans Games from last year or any previous years just to get your fix?
Do you have more Texans Jerseys/Shirts than shirts for your job?
Do you hang your Season Ticket Texans Texas flag outside instead of an American Flag?
Do you throw up a little bit when you see Casserly on NFLN?
Do you worry about missing a Texans game (Home/Away) because of something really important like your own wedding?
Anymore....???![]()
Do you try to recruit anyone that will listen into being a Texans fan, citing specific examples such as offseason acquisitions, the best tailgating in the USA...strike that, WORLD, and a classy owner/organization?
Do you re-watch the previously mentioned TIVO games again?
After attending a home game, do you come home and watch the same game to see the split second you possibly missed?
Are you willing to drive 3 hours one way on game day to go see your team play?
Do you record every episode of NFL Live and Total Access so you can sift through it later searching for little tidbits of info on the Texans?
YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE AND. . .DO YOU HAVE THISTATTOO'D ON YOUR LEFT CHEST CLOSEST TO YOUR HEART!!!!? I DO AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO FLASH IT AT THE SLIGHTEST REQUEST TO SEE IT!
"DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY TATTOO. . .DON'T MAKE ME!"![]()
YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE AND. . .DO YOU HAVE THISTATTOO'D ON YOUR LEFT CHEST CLOSEST TO YOUR HEART!!!!? I DO AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO FLASH IT AT THE SLIGHTEST REQUEST TO SEE IT!
"DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY TATTOO. . .DON'T MAKE ME!"![]()