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Houston Texans Exorcism

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alphajoker

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Hey Kaiser Toro, I'm just gonna start one for the entire organization. After yesterday's snafu, I figured it couldn't hurt.

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McNair should pay the Antichrist Bud Adams what he wants for the Houston Oilers name, logo, uniforms, and history. Then we should have a huge bonfire at the Reliant Stadium parking lot where we can all bring every stitch of Texans memorabilia and apparel and let it burn in order to rid us of the stench. That is what I would do if I was McNair. Then, hire a proven winner to come here and coach this team.
 
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"Mark my words Satan, if you ain't outta that cow by this afternoon I'm coming down there myself to put a boot in your ass"
 
Sage: Footballs, they are sick. I cannot hold onto ball. Ground I hit it very much. Football, Texans are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take ball from opponents not Texans. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
 
Brando said:
Sage: Footballs, they are sick. I cannot hold onto ball. Ground I hit it very much. Football, Texans are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take ball from opponents not Texans. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
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Jobu was told, "if you no help me now Jobu, I say FU, I do it myself" last week... I guess we do it ourselves.
 
Texan_Bill said:
Jobu was told, "if you no help me now Jobu, I say FU, I do it myself" last week... I guess we do it ourselves.
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As long as we do not tell Jobu "up your butt and steal his rum" we should be okay.:) Although after yesterday's game maybe someone did steal his rum. Thorn! j/k
 
texanhead08 said:
Would you take the douchbag owner that goes with that?? Call me crazy but I dont.
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That douchebag owner owned a team that this city LOVED. No bones about it. The Oilers ratings on TV were through the roof and there was a connection between this town and that team. The Oilers were interesting and had a cast of characters that kept things interesting. What we have now is an overly conservative, bland, corporate team. Another thing, that douchebag never had his team this bad for this long. Yes, the Oilers had stretches of awful play but they did not have SEVEN STRAIGHT SEASONS of garbage. They sucked in the early 70's and became a strong playoff team in the late 70's. They sucked in the mid 80's and became a contender in the late 80's-early 90s. Rinse and repeat and carry it forward till now.

I hate what that asshole did in taking our Oilers away from us. The Oilers were my first true love in life. I will always be a HOUSTON OILERS fan till the day I die. The memories I have for the Oilers and the love I had for that team still overshadow the feelings I have for the Texans. The Texans have made it extremely hard to have warm and fuzzy feelings about.
 
The Texans have never been as bad as the 70-73 Oilers and its not even close. The video of the guy falling asleep on Monday Night football and when he wakes up gives the camera the freeway salute is classic.
 
The Texans suffer the curse of stupidity. Yesterday's game came down to two stupid mistakes. Nothing else, just two stupid mistakes.

And with that perspective, comes the old saying "against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain."

So good luck with your exorcism!
 
If you want to get rid of the curse, you gotta get to the root of the problem. Chop Rolaffels head off and end the curse!!!

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