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Houston Texans Bull Hat! Awesome!

That's a nice hat and all, but it ain't got nothing on this one:

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How the hell did that thing end up in Idaho? Idaho blows...Maddox says so, it must be true. [and naturally, Utah sucks too, but we already knew that]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows

Idaho is possibly the only state in the union that actively makes its residents become shitty drivers because of how uninteresting it is. There aren't any "skyscrapers" in Idaho, so when they get bored, they drive down to Utah to gawk at ours. The only problem is, there aren't any skyscrapers in Utah either. Here's a comparison chart to show the tallest building in Salt Lake City (the largest city in Utah), to some landmarks in real cities:

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If you get bored, that website might be the most entertaining place in the entire world. It's not updated as much as it used to be, but theres still about a decade worth of crap that he ridicules just like he did Idaho.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com

This is a funny one...well, they all are really...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos

I met him on his book tour a couple of years ago. My wife made a custom t-shirt with Maddox's pirate picture on front, and "The Best Kid in the Universe" on the back. I've got a picture somewhere that I'll try to post. It was a fun night.
 
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