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Hitler Angry With Kubiak (over loss to the Colts)

I liked it a lot. I'd have changed "Berlin" to Houston even though it could go either way. It works well as is though.
 
My favorite lines in the video, the lines where I still chuckle a little (even though I've seen tihs thing about 40 times already), are:

"I have a weakness for nice hair. I chose Carr because of it."

"Just when it looked as if we would finally 'turn a corner'..."

"Leader? I could run that gimp Stauffenberg and still beat that horseface Manning."

(Stauffenberg was the guy who had one eye, and several missing missing fingers, who led the assassination attempt on Hitler). Just the imagery of seeing Stauffenberg in one of those old leather, maskless football helmets, weaving his way through Colts defenders, makes me laugh.
 
Despite what FirstTexansFan says loved the Aggie jab. ;)

My only issue was at the beginning. The subtitles were moving too fast for me to read. I had to pause a couple of times. Also, I would change the Berlin thing to Houston.
 
FirstTexansFan said:
I R slow, I R agga, I kep up :)
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You weren't the only one. I had to get a couple of drinks in me and watch it again to catch everything. I r slo to...


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Out of a scale of 1-10 I gave it an 11... - 2 for the Aggie references! = a 9


:jk: I didn't mind so much. It wouldn't have worked if hitler would've called him a 'Sip, Bear or Frog.. :D
 
The thing I love about the "Aggie" reference is that we all know it's just a label that has stuck, having really no truth to it, and so most Aggies are OK with embracing the good-natured joking about it.

So when I had Hitler, who was so detached from reality and shouldn't even know the whole "Aggie's are slow" label, it makes it even funnier. IMO.

I want to assure all my Aggie friends on here that I did not include that bit due to me believing that Aggies are slow. They're not. I included it because it's a part of our Texas football history and folklore.

Just clarifying the intentions. No malice intended, just using it as comedic relief because so many on here use it as such.
 
GP said:
The thing I love about the "Aggie" reference is that we all know it's just a label that has stuck, having really no truth to it, and so most Aggies are OK with embracing the good-natured joking about it.

So when I had Hitler, who was so detached from reality and shouldn't even know the whole "Aggie's are slow" label, it makes it even funnier. IMO.

I want to assure all my Aggie friends on here that I did not include that bit due to me believing that Aggies are slow. They're not. I included it because it's a part of our Texas football history and folklore.

Just clarifying the intentions. No malice intended, just using it as comedic relief because so many on here use it as such.
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No worries cat!! I thought it was great and repped you for the bit.
 
I took no offense :) I make fun of myself, why would I be so thin skinned? Do some members of this MB believe because Kubiak is a former student of A&M he is dumb, and Aggies support him no matter what? Yes I do, but all it takes is a second to see by my avatar, such is not the case :)
 
Mr. White said:
"Kubiak has hair like Stalin" was also a good one for us history buffs.
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Damn near twins

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I had a feeling none of you guys took offense to the Aggie reference.

But am just making sure. Hard to know, for sure, on a message board.

Thank you, all of you, who helped me out and offered advice. And a big Thank You to Brakos for being so willing to put one up (for me) if I needed it.
 
GP said:
I had a feeling none of you guys took offense to the Aggie reference.

But am just making sure. Hard to know, for sure, on a message board.

Thank you, all of you, who helped me out and offered advice. And a big Thank You to Brakos for being so willing to put one up (for me) if I needed it.
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Dude! I really didn't need to know this! I knew about his obsession with Vista, but this borders on sick :)
 
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?
 
Pollardized said:
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?
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I had the option of going to a website where the clips from the movie were all listed for download. On that website, the people were facing the other direction from the video off YouTube that I sourced.

I was under the impression that the video I sourced off YouTube was THE correct clip. Now I have to rent this thing off NetFlix to see if I had the correct clip or if I goofed.

I've seen the movie, but have not seen it recently enough to remember.
 
GP said:
I had the option of going to a website where the clips from the movie were all listed for download. On that website, the people were facing the other direction from the video off YouTube that I sourced.

I was under the impression that the video I sourced off YouTube was THE correct clip. Now I have to rent this thing off NetFlix to see if I had the correct clip or if I goofed.

I've seen the movie, but have not seen it recently enough to remember.
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Yeah maybe the ones I looked at were flipped wrong and you are right!!!

I just noticed the difference while watching the Hitler Aggie Rant again.
 
vupac1 said:
Embedding disabled?
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Embedding is disabled, and viewing it on mobile devices is disabled.

I have had videos taken down in the past, and got scolded severely by YouTube. I had posted a breakdown of Schaub, when we first got him, by Baldinger. It was an excellent video that showed the diferences between Schaub and Carr. It was removed and I was warned.

So I decided to do this: Create a separate account, and only give the LINK to the site to people I want to give it to. I disabled everything but the comments, which ensures that I stay off YouTube's radar.

No tags either, so nobody can search for my video by NFL, Kubiak, etc. The NFL and probably even McNair's henchmen too, scan YouTube for videos that they don't want up there.

Call me paranoid, but I am providing this video only to Texans fans on here. If you want to forward the link to someone, please do so. Make sure it's not someone who would report me to YouTube.
 
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I just had a video alerted by youtube. It was unlisted, too, and I was the only person with the link. They have automated ways of detecting this stuff as well. Be careful
 
gtexan02 said:
I just had a video alerted by youtube. It was unlisted, too, and I was the only person with the link. They have automated ways of detecting this stuff as well. Be careful
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Aww geez...

Mine is on borrowed time then. I bet they can tell mine is a Hitler Angry video because of the length of the video. They know that because it's x-amount of time in length, that it was sourced from an old one. Which is why they probably allow that old one (the un-subtitled one) to be left up--It's bait.

YouTube is a doosh.
 
GP said:
Aww geez...

Mine is on borrowed time then. I bet they can tell mine is a Hitler Angry video because of the length of the video. They know that because it's x-amount of time in length, that it was sourced from an old one. Which is why they probably allow that old one (the un-subtitled one) to be left up--It's bait.

YouTube is a doosh.
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Youtube already had their scuffle with the Hitler Parodies, and Hitler won (for once).

Also, no references to Arian Nation? :cutthroat:

:thinking: I still have the source stuff, I could make another one.
 
Pollardized said:
Anyone else notice the film is backwards from other Hitler rants videos? I mean, people are on the right, looking left, while every other video they are reversed?
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Funny you mentioned that. I kinda noticed when hitlers shaky hands reached for his glasses.
 
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