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Hi, I'm a bye-week fan. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

GP

Go Texans!
That's right.

You can't stop us.

The bye-week team is going to sack Carr 100 times.

We're undefeated, and you cannot score any points against us.

You're going down, Texans.

BYE WEEK RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry. I couldn't resist!)
 
I'll reply just like all the depressed fans have been doing:

Unfortunately bye-week troll, you'll find no enjoyment here. We already know you'll beat us. We hope your team goes to the playoffs!
 
Stop being homers.

Admit you're powerless to stop us.

You guys won't even show up to the field!

You're not even being televised this week.

Bwaaa-ha-hah. Bwaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha.

Scott? Are those friggin' sharks with friggin' lasers on their friggin' heads?

(choking up with a tear in my eye) ...That's my boy...
 
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