There's no home owners association rule about half naked drunk women puking in your flower beds is there? That's sure to happen...
This is gonna be a fun night. Remember though fellas, I'm old and will probably be in bed early.Anything goes. Anywhere. No rules. No limitations.
If she's got one of them there piercings to go along with her shaved head, I'm got that!!
So ummmm, this is my boy Austin. He works near the border and does some intense ****...You wouldn't think a woman with a shaved head could be that attractive but...
Shes got the eye lashes and lips to pull it off. I can only see 1 piercing but I expect theres more. You let me know.
Maybe you'd feel more comfortable in the hot tub
Buncha my posts just got deleted in this convo. LolLook, @RGV82 is bouncing around here naked knocking over lamp shades like Johnny Holmes. @austins23 has this magnetic machismo girls cant resist. Your clearly doing ok @JB rolling like Cloney in a nice house.
I'm just a guy.
And then she walked in. She wasn't from the bikini caravan I brought over.
She was from somewhere else and her name was Trina Martinez.
So hey there "GI Jane Girl", lemme see that other piercing. Whadda ya say?So ummmm, this is my boy Austin. He works near the border and does some intense ****...
Told you I could cook it up! Damn, Fireball and Bourbon? Don't worry, we'll clean up the place before we leave.Sorry, I was eating and watching The War Wagon
Your a good man tk. I figured you might let us have our fun tonight and delete in the morning...Forgive me guys. I deleted some posts in this thread. I see the whole thread has gone to hell & the ones I deleted didn’t take away from what it’s become.
Pardon me. Carry on
Drank all of @JBs Fireball. Then started doing donuts on her Harley in the front yard. JB didn't like that. Not sure you remember her too well. You ended up in the hot tub. Trina was gone.
Well then. He may be perfect for Trina. She's got that look. The same one OB has when the play that he called doesn't work.
lol. sorry. No GI Jane is awesome. She's hungry now. We are going to the kitchen. Oh, and she'll have another beer.Man your killing the vibe. Are you mad at me for introducing you to gi jane? I dont wanna think about bill obrien. He's already killed my franchise. I dont need him to kill a relationship.
No you're not jumping to conclusions. Trina is the apple of both your eyes. When you found out your jealousy got the better of you. OB not only has a dent in his chin, he now sports a matching one between his eyes. OB left the building. Trina loves the bad boy temper. You two find the hot tub. @RGV82 was done with it.So maybe I'm jumping to conclusions but here at our lil house party Bill O'Brien and I are into the same girl.
That's messed up.
Man. I gotta be honest. If ob's had a first down with Trina I don't know if I'm into her.No you're not jumping to conclusions. Trina is the apple of both your eyes. When you found out your jealousy got the better of you. OB not only has a dent in his chin, he now sports a matching one between his eyes. OB left the building. Trina loves the bad boy temper. You two find the hot tub. @RGV82 was done with it.
Well wait for me to provide backup. I had to step out for a minute to do some work, real work. Housing a real life Gulf Cartel member. During interrogation I find out she is Trina's brother. I told you about her. You still wanna have a go at OB over her?Yeah but if Easterby cant talk sense into him can tk?
I have a feeling we're gonna do a 3 round death match.