Earl's Halloween Mock of Biggest Needs

[Honoring Earl 34]

1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but ....

 

[Wolf6151]

I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but ....

Wow, I guess I should be happy that I have all three of the top draft choices in my house errr nailed ( I would flip 1 and 2 though). Pick four is a risk not worth taking to me (although other should have the option) and the 7th rounder is not going to ever make my team.

 

[AcresHomesTexan]

I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

The ta -kill-ya would be my 4th rounder, since I always have a good, smooth but hard hitting one around.

 

[beerlover]

1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but ....

why not? substitute with arrogant bastard

 

[Doppelganger]

I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

 

[Honoring Earl 34]

I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

My scouts said it doesn't fit our system because it has rad wax on top .

 

[Kaiser Toro]

This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

 

[Honoring Earl 34]

This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

Aye !

 

[Doppelganger]

This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.

I see your Captain Morgan and raise you Admiral Nelson!

 

[Doppelganger]

I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.

My scouts said it doesn't fit our system because it has rad wax on top .

But it has two things going for it:
1. It MAKES plays
2. It hits the MARK every time.

Every team needs an unselfish team player like that!

 

[Honoring Earl 34]

I should have picked Hot Damn 100 because a field is 100 yards .

 

[Dutchrudder]

Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.

 

[Honoring Earl 34]

Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.

Free Bud Light ?

 

[Wolf6151]

Bud Light would be a very good quality UDFA.

 

[Ole Miss Texan]

I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

"I don't always draft beer... but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

 

[TimeKiller]

why not? substitute with arrogant bastard

wooooooo that stuff is hard to drink!!!