TexanSam
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Anyone heard his screaming rant? It's almost as good as Dennis Green's!
http://media.odeo.com/7/7/5/0207hawkins.mp3
http://media.odeo.com/7/7/5/0207hawkins.mp3
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Dan Hawkins goes ballistic!
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Trap_Star
SiteContributor
You might want to add Mike Valenti to that...He had the best rant of 06...
kastofsna
Hall of Fame
best sports rant is Lee Elia. no question. nothing comes close
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0
Trap_Star
SiteContributor
Maybe someone could merge them all together, and you'd get 1 super crazy rant. All the greatest sports rants together with Dean's crazy monologue:
"YOU WANT AN EXTRA WEEK OFF FROM PRACTICE? PRACTICE? NOT THE GAME. PRACTICE? PRACTICE? PRACTICE? THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!! DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL IS WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS!! YOU WANT AN EXTRA WEEK OFF?? YOU MUST BE AN F'ING CUBS FAN, WITH NO JOB, THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. SITTING OUT HERE ALL DAY CRITICIZING EVERYTHING. THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL. PRACTICE. PRACTICE. NOT EVEN THE GAME. PRACTICE.
Thank you from CU. Please join us next week as we travel to BU, AND TO LSU, AND THEN TO KU, AND THEN TO UT, AND A&M, AND TEXAS TECH, AND OU, AND NEBRASKA!!"
"YOU WANT AN EXTRA WEEK OFF FROM PRACTICE? PRACTICE? NOT THE GAME. PRACTICE? PRACTICE? PRACTICE? THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!! DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL IS WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS!! YOU WANT AN EXTRA WEEK OFF?? YOU MUST BE AN F'ING CUBS FAN, WITH NO JOB, THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. SITTING OUT HERE ALL DAY CRITICIZING EVERYTHING. THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL. PRACTICE. PRACTICE. NOT EVEN THE GAME. PRACTICE.
Thank you from CU. Please join us next week as we travel to BU, AND TO LSU, AND THEN TO KU, AND THEN TO UT, AND A&M, AND TEXAS TECH, AND OU, AND NEBRASKA!!"
TexanSam
Hall of Fame
I remember that. That was classic as well.