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Courtesy of axman40: The Walking Dead Defense! Zombies at Reliant Anyone?

Hervoyel

BUENO!
From the No Football Talk thread on the AMC series "The Walking Dead".

Anyone interested in doing this? It's the kind of thing that gets an owners attention. It's right up there with Saints fans wearing bags on their heads (but it's a lot more original). The Walking Defense. It's time has come!


Is the Walking Dead a good nickname for the Texans D?
:kubepalm:


This. THIS THIS THIS THIS


If the Texans defense continues to suck at the epic pace we see them sucking at currently then we all go to the last home game wearing zombie makeup and Texans jerseys with banners proclaiming our defense has finally earned itself an original nickname.

"The Walking Dead Defense" is born. Still-born but you get the idea.
 
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Sure coach, I got the deep third!
 
Zombies don't stop until they eat or you shoot them in the head.

This defense would stop to look at a squirrel on the side of the road.

Zombie offense would pass for 400, run for two-fiddy, and lay an 80 spot.
 
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