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Cheerleaders: No Larisa and Marisa?!?
- Thread starter DerekLee1
- Start date
brakos82
Yaters Gonna Yate.
So sorry. I had to borrow them for a while. (We need an icon for "I freaking wish.")
You can borrow
until then. 
Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
BullPenPhotos
Moderator
29 of the 30 Cheerleaders have been chosen...There is a new set of twins on the squard this year.
2010 Houston Texans Cheerleaders
The final Cheerleader is up for a vote going thru tonight...
2010 Houston Texans Cheerleaders
The final Cheerleader is up for a vote going thru tonight...
Across town at Cougar High?
Check Dallas
Khari
Administrator
Honoring Earl 34
Something Witty !
OzzO
.. and then?
....and with grass stains on the knees....
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
They had some in Tennessee.......... FAIL
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
They will be around....
NitroGSXR
Super Sic #58
Is it me or does this year's squad seem to be a disappointment overall compared to last year from the eye candy sector? I saw a couple girls who look like they'd been dipped in a molten plastique form of makeup head first then blown-dried. I'm not all that choosy liquored up but I could see myself passing up a night alone with a couple of those girls.
I will miss Larisa and Marisa. They were really nice girls. I do like the new set of twins too.
Dutchrudder
Hall of Fame
Let's see here....
Waiter, I would like to start with 1 Amanda, a Brandi for the main course, then finish up with Candi for dessert!
Waiter, I would like to start with 1 Amanda, a Brandi for the main course, then finish up with Candi for dessert!
LOL ... I don't want to even imagine.
Yes, it is not you. Yikes for the most part.
Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
Oh this is not good. Welp, at least I'll be able to pay more attention to the game...
awtysst
Draft Guru
I agree with this. Not particularly impressed. Also why so many out of town cheerleaders?! Surely Htown has plenty of good looking women!!!
Yeah, there's a handful of standouts (puns intended), but most are just *meh*. At least in the photos they are. And the new twins don't impress me much. At FanFest today, there were a few Texans cheerleaders. The Bud Light models, the Aeros girls (whatever they're called), the Dynamo girls, and Anna-Megan Raley all blew them away.
Duyen must not have been there...
Yeah, she doesn't do much for me either.
You know, I think it's just the photos, and I bet the majority of them are pretty smokin' hot in real life. I'll reserve judgment until I see them in their uniforms with an official Texans cheerleaders photoshoot.
Lindsay (Bull Pen Lindsay, not this year's Lindsay) is still the ultimate cheerleader though, with Larisa/Marisa a close second. And in third is Summer. A cheerleader who was actually a REAL LIFE rocket scientist?!? That's still hard to believe.
mr. peebs
gig 'em
Cause when they do their wildcat, they put a knee on the ground. Also, when someone is talking, they take a knee most times to wait for them to finish.
Now that I'm done derailing the thread and righting a little wrong, I've gotta say I found my new favorite already, I think...
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
I'm partial to Andrea.
wagonhed
Team Gruden
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
Brandi's nice, too. I'd be fine with either of them.
Are we going to start adopting cheerleaders like we adopt players? Doesn't quite work out the same. Adopt is the totally wrong word.
Hardcore Texan
Magnet Man
With bodies like that they are obviously on steroids and should keep taking them
ubecool454
Veteran
You don't think they come to Houston just to become cheerleaders do you? I'm pretty sure they moved here and live here for a better reasons than becoming a Houston texans cheerleader. They just post their hometowns and they are like most of the city....from another place.
Dr2bKay
Rookie
This must be a "guy" thing....I wonder what some of your wives look like.....POW
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, you'd be surprised. A lot of girls try out in cities they don't live in and move if they land the gig. NFL and NBA.
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
When did being delusional become a "guy" thing?
And here's a picture of my wife from 1986 when we first met. Please pardon the 80's mall hair.
She HATES that picture. So, here she is from '96 when we were at a friend's Halloween party.
NitroGSXR
Super Sic #58
You're exactly right.
I have a distant cousin who got kicked off the Carolina Panthers squad a few years back. She also tried out for several other teams prior to making the Panthers. She was from Rhode Island.
NitroGSXR
Super Sic #58
When did being delusional become a "guy" thing?
And here's a picture of my wife from 1986 when we first met. Please pardon the 80's mall hair.
She HATES that picture. So, here she is from '96 when we were at a friend's Halloween party.
I think your wife's beautiful.
The husband in me would be estastic if my wife made the Texans squad althoughhe sexist pig in me would be appalled.
wagonhed
Team Gruden
To be honest I think it's too much makeup that ruins a lot of them. A TON of makeup = ugly imo.
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
I don't look at cheerleaders when I'm at the game.
Of course, part of that is because my wife would slip a dagger between my ribs. But I'm concentrating on the game and the players.
The Pencil Neck
Hall of Fame
Thank you.
I'll tell her you said so and she'll probably make carrot cake or creme brulee for you if you're at one of the games we go to.
NitroGSXR
Super Sic #58
Classy too. Yum!
Dr2bKay
Rookie
I was at a Predators game and saw that they had cheerleaders too...The girls just walked around as they were cleaning the ice....
but the men loved looking at them.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
They have to - they're performers. Consider it stage makeup. They're 100's and 1000's of feet away from those watching them.
infantrycak
Hall of Fame
Kind of hard for us not to. They are 10 feet in front of us. My wife is the opposite. She plays a who is cutest in this group game each quarter.
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No Larisa & Marisa? That's a shame. I've lost a lot of weight (50 lbs) since the last All Access, and I wanted to take another photo with them. A before and after, if you will. I guess I'll just have to make do with 2 other hot cheerleaders. 
Note to Marisa: As I told you before, I did not intentionally touch your breast. I thought I was grabbing your arm and let go immediately. Larisa believed me. If I were really going to touch your breast, wouldn't I have gone after Larisa's, as well? Think about it, and you'll understand that it was a harmless mistake.
Note to Marisa: As I told you before, I did not intentionally touch your breast. I thought I was grabbing your arm and let go immediately. Larisa believed me. If I were really going to touch your breast, wouldn't I have gone after Larisa's, as well? Think about it, and you'll understand that it was a harmless mistake.
