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Bradley Roby suspended for 6 games...

SnakeEyes

Under NRG
He wasn't overpaid.

His contract is very reasonable.

I wonder if they bring him back next yr. He's got 2 more yrs left on his contract.
If smart no, we need to make a statement. But, it's Cal...

If I was in control for just the 1 choice:
Roby and Fuller (and anyone else who pops up positive) are gone. Trade if we can...if not cut them.

What GM/HC wants a crap show with a 4th year QB basically untouchable and apparently rampent PED use?

Takers? List some
 

steelbtexan

King of the W. B. Club
Contributor's Club
If smart no, we need to make a statement. But, it's Cal...

If I was in control for just the 1 choice:
Roby and Fuller (and anyone else who pops up positive) are gone. Trade if we can...if not cut them.

What GM/HC wants a crap show with a 4th year QB basically untouchable and apparently rampent PED use?

Takers? List some
I'm going to guess there will be a Pats ST's coach or Adam Gase that would take the job. Dan Quin?
 

OptimisticTexan

2024 / Rebuilding Block 4 After Playoffs / Texans
Shut the NFL down......PED-20 is quickly reaching pandemic levels. Suspensions have proven to only be band-aids. What's going to happen?
 

Thorn

Dirty Old Man
Players who test positive should lose their guaranteed money, their contracts voided and everything else if they get suspended for over half a season. I think it's ridiculous these players should expect anything out of a contract they willingly voided themselves.

Jesus Christ they're getting paid tons of money to follow some rules, and if they can't follow those rules, then screw 'em. That seems to be how it works for everyone else that has to work for a living.
 

KA4Texan

Woof!
Contributor's Club
OB would trade away the next 50 1st & 2nd rounders to make that happen.
You think we would get off that easy?

He would create an NFL rule that we dont need picks at all.

He would dictate that any WR that showed promise be traded away. The better they are, the cheaper the price.

Toro would be redesigned to have a "distinguished chin"

Instead of time outs, the Texans receive 3 bean bags a half that he can use to hit fans in the face as they tell him "You Suck!"

He would also add into the NFL ruoes that a megaphone and air horn be added to cap space so he could scream obscenities at the fans he couldnt hit with bean bags.

Lets not forget the Texans new slogan.

No longer "We Are Texans" but would become, officially "We have to do better"

The new logo would be Patriots like.

The QB jersey would forever say "Brady" just so he couod yell at him every day.

Jack Easterbaby would be demoted to toilet scrubber........


:thinking:

Hmmm... maybe an OBrien owned team WOULDN'T be all bad after all.
 

maverick512000

Hall of Fame
You think we would get off that easy?

He would create an NFL rule that we dont need picks at all.

He would dictate that any WR that showed promise be traded away. The better they are, the cheaper the price.

Toro would be redesigned to have a "distinguished chin"

Instead of time outs, the Texans receive 3 bean bags a half that he can use to hit fans in the face as they tell him "You Suck!"

He would also add into the NFL ruoes that a megaphone and air horn be added to cap space so he could scream obscenities at the fans he couldnt hit with bean bags.

Lets not forget the Texans new slogan.

No longer "We Are Texans" but would become, officially "We have to do better"

The new logo would be Patriots like.

The QB jersey would forever say "Brady" just so he couod yell at him every day.

Jack Easterbaby would be demoted to toilet scrubber........


:thinking:

Hmmm... maybe an OBrien owned team WOULDN'T be all bad after all.
:clap:
 

otisbean

Veteran
Contributor's Club
You think we would get off that easy?

He would create an NFL rule that we dont need picks at all.

He would dictate that any WR that showed promise be traded away. The better they are, the cheaper the price.

Toro would be redesigned to have a "distinguished chin"

Instead of time outs, the Texans receive 3 bean bags a half that he can use to hit fans in the face as they tell him "You Suck!"

He would also add into the NFL ruoes that a megaphone and air horn be added to cap space so he could scream obscenities at the fans he couldnt hit with bean bags.

Lets not forget the Texans new slogan.

No longer "We Are Texans" but would become, officially "We have to do better"

The new logo would be Patriots like.

The QB jersey would forever say "Brady" just so he couod yell at him every day.

Jack Easterbaby would be demoted to toilet scrubber........


:thinking:

Hmmm... maybe an OBrien owned team WOULDN'T be all bad after all.
Might be my favorite post of the year
 
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