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Are we the laughing stock of the NFL?

You still act like the old guys... bad choices

Goodluck,

Signed Bud Adams


Offense scores and sells tickets

Goodluck,

Signed Jerry Jones


Titans pick me and I'll play you yearly and make you weep yearly.

Goodluck,

Signed Vince Young and Reggie Bush
 
txhoosier said:
Laughing Stock of the NFL still resides with the teams who's fans wear paper sacks on their heads, Phoenix, and the Raiders.

...oh...and the laughing stock of the AFC South...the Jags.

Yeah, you being a colt you should know alot about being laughing stocks. Now go do your thing where you loose in the playoffs to a team you are predicted to win against easily. Just next time, dont make it the 6th playoff
seed. YOU dont want to be laughed out of the league next time, do ya? :cool:

or, forget about that. The Jags will win the division this year anyways. You can battle for second with the titans and texans.
 
Hervoyel said:
I want to go on record right now as saying that no Texans fan has ever thrown a bear at David Carr's wife. It's never happened and, judging by the size of most of the Texans fans I've seen at games it never will.

I don't think I've ever seen one big enough to lift a bear (assuming it's fully grown otherwise you would have said "throw a cub") much less throw one.

I don't even know how you'd go about getting a bear into the stadium.

Also nobody I ever saw in 2005 was cheering for the team to "loose" and even if they were it was completely justified. The reason they were losing so much was that they were too tight IMO. They needed to get loose.

POST...OF...THE...NIGHT...

Thanks for the laugh. This post is VERY well put together.
 
Texans34Life said:
When we had a choice of Bush or Young, we took a nobody. Why does this feel like the Travis Johnson pick?

Williams is far from a nobody. Just because he doesn't score TDs in your fantasy football league doesn't mean that he's a "nobody."
 
Hervoyel said:
I want to go on record right now as saying that no Texans fan has ever thrown a bear at David Carr's wife. It's never happened and, judging by the size of most of the Texans fans I've seen at games it never will.

I don't think I've ever seen one big enough to lift a bear (assuming it's fully grown otherwise you would have said "throw a cub") much less throw one.

I don't even know how you'd go about getting a bear into the stadium.
That was just OH MY GOD funny. I didn't even catch the spelling until half way thru your post.

Funny funny stuff.
 
Jagsman28 said:
Yeah, you being a colt you should know alot about being laughing stocks. Now go do your thing where you loose in the playoffs to a team you are predicted to win against easily. Just next time, dont make it the 6th playoff
seed. YOU dont want to be laughed out of the league next time, do ya? :cool:

or, forget about that. The Jags will win the division this year anyways. You can battle for second with the titans and texans.


The word is spelled l-o-s-e.

Some people have a screw loose.
and
I hope the Texans don't lose 14 games again next year.
 
Jagsman28 said:
Yeah, you being a colt you should know alot about being laughing stocks. Now go do your thing where you loose in the playoffs to a team you are predicted to win against easily. Just next time, dont make it the 6th playoff
seed. YOU dont want to be laughed out of the league next time, do ya? :cool:

or, forget about that. The Jags will win the division this year anyways. You can battle for second with the titans and texans.

Ummm...I'm not a Colt...I have never put on an NFL uniform.

I know that the Colts are the ONLY AFC South Division winners...EVER...

Since we don't know yet who will win the division this year...I'm not sure what you are basing your prediction on...but it's pretty freaking stupid...

6th seed and eventual Superbowl champions...The Jags lost to a team who lost the very next game. I'm dumbfounded at your logic. But you are a Jags fan...so I guess being completely lost is part of the package.
 
Johnnycb said:
Titans pick me and I'll play you yearly and make you weep yearly.

Goodluck,

Signed Vince Young and Reggie Bush

Could have,

Until the Texans picked me.

Instead I will run you down from behind and snap both your legs off.

Lovingly singed,
Mario Williams
 
This has been crazy. In the span of five months we went from Ferguson to Bush/Young to Bush and have gone for Mario.

I pay homage to the adage that defenses make Super Bowl championships. It's just that honestly, I never thought Mario was that good. He seemed to have some major question marks, like consistency. I always thought he was one of these hype machines who was moving up the draft boards.

Again I go back to wow. I never saw this coming.
 
txhoosier said:
I know that the Colts are the ONLY AFC South Division winners...EVER...

Hey hey hey, there is no point in bringing that up. You are arguing with a Jag fan on a Texan board about the Colts.

Now go to your corners and think about what you have done.
 
TEXANRED said:
Hey hey hey, there is no point in bringing that up. You are arguing with a Jag fan on a Texan board about the Colts.

Now go to your corners and think about what you have done.

sorry about that...I just REALLY REALLY despise the arrongant Jags fans. IMO, they are the worst fans in sports.
 
TEXANRED said:
Could have,

Until the Texans picked me.

Instead I will run you down from behind and snap both your legs off.

Lovingly singed,
Mario Williams

Enjoy watching the post season from the couch.

Catch me if you can,
Reggie and Vince
 
txhoosier said:
sorry about that...I just REALLY REALLY despise the arrongant Jags fans. IMO, they are the worst fans in sports.

It seems like I read somewhere that Oklahoma City is the 2nd largest city in the US, when going by square mileage.

The #1 city in square miles is Jacksonville...goes right along with the brains of Jags fans. Lots of space...not a lot to fill it with.
 
j-wall said:
Enjoy watching the post season from the couch.

Catch me if you can,
Reggie and Vince
Dear Reggie and Vince,

What I can't catch and break apart I will steer into DRob.

Write to me soon to know what kind of hospital food is your favorite.

anxiously awaiting you,
Mario Williams
 
I can't wait to see Reggie run around all fast and quick to see most defensive players are nearly as fast. He's gonna have a rough go of it but I'm sure the one play he breaks folks are gonna assume we messed up. Almost every SB is won with a great defense so how can this be a disaster. Watching guys with some jukes is alright but watching a dominant D shut teams down is brilliant. This accomplishes a step in that direction.
 
Texan281 said:
Not too burst your bubble too, but I'm thinking the Saints trade him to the Jets.
Doesn't really burst a bubble because the Saints get PAID in the process and still get a top pick.
 
txhoosier said:
Laughing Stock of the NFL still resides with the teams who's fans wear paper sacks on their heads, Phoenix, and the Raiders.

...oh...and the laughing stock of the AFC South...the Jags.
I guess you'll be stocking up on paper bags then. We'll see who's laughing when you guys get the #1 pick again next season!:yahoo:

Actually I don't think it's a bad pick, but I do think it's funny when we had a way better record last season and one of your fans wants to call us a laughing stock?
 
BearsFan84 said:
...and I never do this either! We have had a string of immensely stupid first round picks and boneheaded front office moves. In fact, it almost goes withour saying that if the Bears pick you on offense then your career is basically over or you are going to be garbage.
This is by far the worst move I've ever heard of. We traded down twice to get McNown and that was horrid but it doesn't even compare to this.

Are Andre Johnson and David Carr included in that "string of immensely stupid first round picks"?

Wouldn't call them immensely stupid myself
 
Hervoyel said:
I want to go on record right now as saying that no Texans fan has ever thrown a bear at David Carr's wife. It's never happened and, judging by the size of most of the Texans fans I've seen at games it never will.

I don't think I've ever seen one big enough to lift a bear (assuming it's fully grown otherwise you would have said "throw a cub") much less throw one.

I don't even know how you'd go about getting a bear into the stadium.

Also nobody I ever saw in 2005 was cheering for the team to "loose" and even if they were it was completely justified. The reason they were losing so much was that they were too tight IMO. They needed to get loose.

I usually don't like calling out bad spellers, but this is hilarious. If I had a dollar for every person I saw spell "lose" as "loose" I would take a nice weekend vacation in Vegas. Damn, if I had money on Williams going number one I'd be rich.

I guess I better change my avatar. What's sad about this deal is that this team spent the entire off-season rehibilitating it's reputation. They got a lineman, they finally got a number two reciever and tight end. As soon as it appeared that sanity had returned.........
 
TEXANRED said:
Dear Reggie and Vince,

What I can't catch and break apart I will steer into DRob.

Write to me soon to know what kind of hospital food is your favorite.

anxiously awaiting you,
Mario Williams

:rofl: That was brilliant.

Chuckling with aching sides,
Brandon
 
jagibelieve said:
I guess you'll be stocking up on paper bags then. We'll see who's laughing when you guys get the #1 pick again next season!:yahoo:

Actually I don't think it's a bad pick, but I do think it's funny when we had a way better record last season and one of your fans wants to call us a laughing stock?

Thank you for proving that Jags fans are as bright as they are classy...

Check out the avatar, genious...Notice the hat on my dog's head? I'm from Indy...That would be the city with the other team in the AFC South that owns the Jags...(the Texans hold #1 ownage, IMO...)
 
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