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120 Total Net Yards?

Well, we did set the record in 2002 for least yards in a win at 47. I'm not sure what the record is for least yards in a loss, but I don't think we've set it yet.
 
Well, we did set the record in 2002 for least yards in a win at 47.
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it's amazing what a W, no matter how ugly or circumstantial, will make people forget. not that i enjoy watching our team lose, but trying to claim we set a record for least yards is absurd...

yeah, we played pretty bad offensively, that was gimme. but trying to claim we did it in a record breaking fashion is in poor taste. losing, and losing badly, in the NFL did not start with the houston texans inaugural season. it's been around ALOT longer than that...
 
The line just came out for two weeks down the road. The early line has Bye Week as a 6 point favorite, but the money is already coming down on heavily on bye week to cover.

Why couldn't we have drafted Burger King? That dude makes more plays than our LB's. I say fire CC for not drafting Burger King, and Diet Pepsi Machine. They would be our two best players right now. :goodnight
 
Interestingly enough, the Cleveland Browns last year threatened that 'least yards' in a game stat last year when they finished with 12. That's right, 12. You had 10 times as many yards as they had in that game. And they were playing the very same defense you gained 120 on today.
 
Porky said:
The line just came out for two weeks down the road. The early line has Bye Week as a 6 point favorite, but the money is already coming down on heavily on bye week to cover.

Why couldn't we have drafted Burger King? That dude makes more plays than our LB's. I say fire CC for not drafting Burger King, and Diet Pepsi Machine. They would be our two best players right now. :goodnight
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He does play both ways, scored a touchdown on both offense and defense!

And I bet DPM would make a mean tight end. Maybe not much of a vertical but that shouldn't be too much of an issue.
 
"Preseason's over," Carr said with a shrug. "This counts. We're game-planning for this one.



well i wonder what would happen if they didn't gameplan it sure looks like carr tought this was still preseason.
 
That's not an NFL record. Our sorry Defense actually held Cleveland to only 37 total yards last year. But you know us, were overrated.
 
the wonger need food said:
Is this an NFL record?

I wonder who will have the worst ranked offense going into next week.
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Buffalo fan here.....but i'm not here to hate on your team b/c i know it sucks after a loss i've been there. Maybe people around the country will finally start to realize this defense is for real they just swarm the football and have a motor that goes all game long. However i'm sure Buffalo's defensive effort this week will go unoticed and ESPN will talk for 10 min. about how great the Ravens defense is and how much they love Ray Lewis
 
Porky said:
Why couldn't we have drafted Burger King? That dude makes more plays than our LB's. I say fire CC for not drafting Burger King, and Diet Pepsi Machine. They would be our two best players right now. :goodnight
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Ok, now that was hilarious.

Someone's getting rep for that
 
b-lo55 said:
Buffalo fan here.....but i'm not here to hate on your team b/c i know it sucks after a loss i've been there. Maybe people around the country will finally start to realize this defense is for real they just swarm the football and have a motor that goes all game long. However i'm sure Buffalo's defensive effort this week will go unoticed and ESPN will talk for 10 min. about how great the Ravens defense is and how much they love Ray Lewis
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Whatever dude. When you're done patting yourself on the back for being a fan of a team with such a great defense, feel free to troll on over to Tampa's board.

The fact of the matter is that this offense is horrible. The Sam Houston State Bearkats could shut down this pathetic excuse of an offense.
 
the wonger need food said:
Yes you are.

Now you've got another week of worthless babbling to get started on... go git'er done... Bucs message board
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Ive already started on a Bucs board and they are saying the same **** you all were saying about how much better you are and how much better your WR's are than our CB's blah blah blah. Take the homer glasses off and try something more realistic.
 
the wonger need food said:
Whatever dude. When you're done patting yourself on the back for being a fan of a team with such a great defense, feel free to troll on over to Tampa's board.

The fact of the matter is that this offense is horrible. The Sam Houston State Bearkats could shut down this pathetic excuse of an offense.
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Then that means that U of H would beat us 13-3 then, huh? Sorry I needed to think about something else and you helped me.
 
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