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TEXANS VS PATRIOTS INJURY REPORT

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I'M SORRY, FOLK, I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY BELLICHICK'S INJURY REPORT CHARAGE. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE CHASING PHANTOM OR EMBELISHED PLAYER INJURIES. LAST WEEK, THERE 20 PATRIOTS PLAYERS ON THE INJURY REPORT................MOST OF WHOM WERE LIMITED THROUGHOUT THE WEEK..................OF WHICH 17 OF THE 20 WERE QUESTIONABLE ON THE FRIDAY INJURY STATUS REPORT...........OF WHICH ONLY 1 STEPHON FILMORE WAS INACTIVE FOR INJURY ON GAME DAY.

I'LL SPECIFICALLY COMMENT ON STEPHON GILMORE [KNEE]...........HE SUPPOSEDLY SUFFERED AN UNDISCLOSED "MINOR" KNEE INJURY IN WEEK 7 and missed weeks 8-10.............AT THE BEGINNING, IT WAS SPECULATED THAT HE ACTUALLY WAS NOT INJURED, AND THAT THE PATRIOTS WERE TRYING TO TRADE HIM................SINCE THE TRADE DEADLINE, THERE ARE RUMBLINGS THAT HE IS DISSATISFIED WITH THE FACT THAT HE WILL PROBABLY BE TRADED IN THE OFFSEASON..............UNTIL THEN, IT CAN CREATE A LOT OF PAIN, TOO MUCH PAIN TO GET ON THE FIELD.

RB DAMIEN HARRIS [ANKLE/CHEST]...................SUFFERED A GRADE I LOW ANKLE SPRAIN IN WEEK 7...........AND HAS NOT MISSED A GAME............HE WILL BE THERE SUNDAY.

OL JOE THUNEY [ANKLE].............SUFFERED A GRADE I LOW ANKLE SPRAIN IN WEEK 8, AND HAS MISSED NO GAMES............HE WILL PLAY SUNDAY.
 
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AS USUAL, THE TEXANS CAN'T SEEM TO POST THEIR OFFICIAL INJURY REPORT UNTIL WAY LATER THAN ANY OTHER NFL TEAM. BUT HERE IS WHAT INFORMATION I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GAIN. I WILL TRY TO POST COMMENTARIES WHEN/IF TIME PERMITS.

DID NOT PARTICIPATE

P Bryan Anger (right quad)

RB Duke Johnson (illness)

WR Kenny Stills (back)

S Michael Thomas (shoulder)

T Laremy Tunsil (illness)

LIMITED AVAILABILITY

G Senio Kelemete (concussion)

OLB Jacob Martin (not injury related)

DE Charles Omenihu (hamstring)
 
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I'M SORRY, FOLK, I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY BELLICHICK'S INJURY REPORT CHARAGE. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE CHASING PHANTOM OR EMBELISHED PLAYER INJURIES. LAST WEEK, THERE 20 PATRIOTS PLAYERS ON THE INJURY REPORT................MOST OF WHOM WERE LIMITED THROUGHOUT THE WEEK..................OF WHICH 17 OF THE 20 WERE QUESTIONABLE ON THE FRIDAY INJURY STATUS REPORT...........OF WHICH ONLY 1 STEPHON FILMORE WAS INACTIVE FOR INJURY ON GAME DAY.

I'LL SPECIFICALLY COMMENT ON STEPHON GILMORE [KNEE]...........HE SUPPOSEDLY SUFFERED AN UNDISCLOSED "MINOR" KNEE INJURY IN WEEK.
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I hear ya, but what about some insight on the bigger impact players like Harris and maybe Thuney? I see you commented on Gilmore. Hasn't he missed the last 3 games?
 
Speedy said:
I hear ya, but what about some insight on the bigger impact players like Harris and maybe Thuney? I see you commented on Gilmore. Hasn't he missed the last 3 games?
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I hadn't completed the Gilmore post..........now I have. Again, IF/WhenI have the time, I will try to comment on the Texans Injury Report..........and on Harris and Thuney.
 
Finally, the Texans have released the official Wednesday Injury Report.

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ANGER [QUAD].............NEW................I CAN'T SEE ANGER BEING ABLE TO PLAY AS SOON AS SUNDAY............IF HE TRIES, WILL LIKELY BE VERY INEFFECTIVE AND BE HIGH RISK FOR EXTENDING HIS INJURY.

DUKE JOHNSON [ILLNESS]............NEW.............NEVER PREDICTABLE, BUT BECAUSE OF THE TEXANS RB SITUATION, HE WILL PROBABLY BE OUT THERE UNLESS HE IS ON DEATH'S BED.

STILLS [BACK]............NEW.............MUSCULAR STRAIN.............UNLIKELY TO PLAY............IF HE TRIES, HIGH RISK TO RE-INJURE.

THOMAS [SHOULDER]...............NEW..................SHOULDER SUBLUXATION/DISLOCATION............WHAT IS WORRISOME IS THAT IN 2015, HE REQUIRED SHOULDER LABRUM SURGERY FOR THE SAME TYPE OF INJURY.............FAILURE OF INITIAL SURGERY TO PREVENT SUBSEQUENT SUBLUXATION/DISLOCATION HERALDS HIGH RISK FOR ANOTHER SHOULDER SURGERY TO RE-INSTATE SHOULDER STABILITY................IF HE TRIES TO REHAB THE SHOULDER AND HE SUFFERS A REPEAT INJURY, IT CAN ONLY BE STABILIZED TO AVOID FURTHER SHOULDER JOINT DAMAGE WITH SURGERY...............HE MAY TRY TO PLAY SUNDAY WITH A HARNESS, BUT I BELIEVE THAT IS TOO SOON FOR RETURN.

TUNSIL [ILLNESS]..............NEW............SAME COMMENTARY AS FOR DUKE JOHNSON.

KELEMETE [CONCUSSION]..........STILL LIMITED FROM A WEEK 9 CONCUSSION IS POSSIBLE, BUT NOT PROMISING FOR A SUNDAY RETURN.

MARTIN [NOT INJURY RELATED]...........COMING OFF OF COVID LIST, WILL BE EASED BACK INTO SHAPE................SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY SUNDAY.

OMENIHU [HAMSTRING].............SUNDAY WILL BE 3 WEEKS FROM TIME OF INJURY.............AS I'VE STATED MANY TIMES AFTER SUCH HAMSTRING INJURIES, WOULD NOT HAVE HIM PLAY WITHOUT HAVING A FULL WEEK OF FULL PRACTICES.
 
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NO CHANGE IN PREVIOUS COMMENTARIES.

THE UPGRADE OF STILLS TO LIMITED DOES NOT EXCITE ME..............HIS ABILITY TO PLAY ON SUNDAY IS STILL VERY QUESTIONABLE.
 
I HIT POST ON THE POST BELOW YESTERDAY ..........AND IT EVIDENTLY DIDN'T GO THROUGH:

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ESSENTIALLY UNCHANGED INJURY REPORT FROM YESTERDAY.............WITH NO COMMENTARY CHANGES.

WR MATHEW SLATER [KNEE]............NEW............UNDISCLOSED INJURY............PROBABLY WILL BE QUESTIONABLE FOR THE GAME.
 
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ALL PLAYERS LISTED ON THE INJURY REPORT HAVE BEEN GIVEN A QUESTIONABLE STATUS. AND THIS IS WHY BELLICHIK'S INJURY REPORTS CAN BE USED FOR TOILET PAPER..............AND NOT WORTH THE EFFORT TO REVIEW.
 
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PRETTY MUCH PLAYING OUT PER PREVIOUS COMMENTARIES.

GILLASPIA [BACK]..............NEW............MUSCULAR STRAIN SUFFERED DURING PRACTICE..............I CAN'T SEE A FB BEING REHABBED THIS SOON TO DO HIS JOB SUNDAY.
 
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