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**Official Game-Day Thread** Texans at Patriots Game 1, Sunday Sept 9, 2018!!

If we scored a minute and a half ago we could have relied on the defense to get a stop.

Now we'd have to go with a ******* onside.
 
I hate this ******* team. They're terrible and they've always been terrible. I wish football had never come back to Houston. We'd have all been better off without it. The Texans are just a cheap, hokey imitation of the kind of team that they have in Pittsburgh, Chicago, Green Bay, or Dallas. No identity, predictable colors with a built in appeal because they couldn't come up with an identity of their own. They're really literally 32nd out of the 32 team in terms of originality and individuality. Just another franchise in NFL.inc without any intrinsic merit of their own. The league sells this **** and we buy it even though we have zero chance to actually experience any of it ourselves. Just stupid customers who buy into the idea that we're going to get our turn to be a "dynasty" some day like our big-brother to the north in Dallas.

Football in this town is a cursed and fruitless endeavor because we've always been a franchise owned by carpetbagging fuckholes who want to do this because it's a good business opportunity and who care about nothing more than the bottom line. Success on the field isn't the product their selling. It's the fantasy they're peddling to sucker us all in while they sell us merchandise and a good time whether we win or lose.

**** this "product". I've had a moment of clarity. There's nothing of value for me in Texans football. The only reason it exists is that you can't have the Globetrotters without the Generals. Gotta have some patsies to play against.

Pro ball isn't my game anymore. I'd be glad that I got smart if it hadn't taken me so long to figure out the con. Instead all I am is embarrassed that I spent so many years paying attention to this ****.
 
Hervoyel said:
I hate this ******* team. They're terrible and they've always been terrible. I wish football had never come back to Houston. We'd have all been better off without it. The Texans are just a cheap, hokey imitation of the kind of team that they have in Pittsburgh, Chicago, Green Bay, or Dallas. No identity, predictable colors with a built in appeal because they couldn't come up with an identity of their own. They're really literally 32nd out of the 32 team in terms of originality and individuality. Just another franchise in NFL.inc without any intrinsic merit of their own. The league sells this **** and we buy it even though we have zero chance to actually experience any of it ourselves. Just stupid customers who buy into the idea that we're going to get our turn to be a "dynasty" some day like our big-brother to the north in Dallas.

Football in this town is a cursed and fruitless endeavor because we've always been a franchise owned by carpetbagging fuckholes who want to do this because it's a good business opportunity and who care about nothing more than the bottom line. Success on the field isn't the product their selling. It's the fantasy they're peddling to sucker us all in while they sell us merchandise and a good time whether we win or lose.

**** this "product". I've had a moment of clarity. There's nothing of value for me in Texans football. The only reason it exists is that you can't have the Globetrotters without the Generals. Gotta have some patsies to play against.

Pro ball isn't my game anymore. I'd be glad that I got smart if it hadn't taken me so long to figure out the con. Instead all I am is embarrassed that I spent so many years paying attention to this ****.
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One should not drink when watching the Texans. Its bad for for your health. If your suicidal? DONT EVER WATCH THIS TEAM!!!!! Hahahaha :D
 
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