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Fisher Photoshop Fun

Blazing Arrow said:
Obvious does not need to be all that creative ...
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Yeah, you're right.

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lol 59-0
lol largest deficit at halftime in NFL history
lol 5 TDs allowed in one quarter (also a record I believe)
lol oilers throwbacks
lol -7 passing yards
lol 0-6
 
Blazing Arrow said:
How many more wins did you get then losses last season?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

... just wondering
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In the end it is all about Super Bowl rings.

We have gone 7 seasons without a ring and that ship wreck of a franchise in Tennessee now has gone how many, 40 something years?
 
Come on BA. This is gwallaia you're talking to. The calm level-headed Texan fan. Come on man, we got ya beat here, you need to take your lumps and enjoy the bye-week. Even the Titans can't lose this week.
 
Hookem Horns said:
In the end it is all about Super Bowl rings.
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Battle cry of the teams like the Lions and such ....


We have gone 7 seasons without a ring and that ship wreck of a franchise in Tennessee now has gone how many, 40 something years?
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Is this a Saints fan or a Texans fan? Same wine different cheese. You are just like the rest of us "low levels" who had not gotten a ring accept you have not even sniffed a playoff spot. Yeah yeah yeah we have not won but at least at seasons end we have had a chance.

In no season have the Texans had a chance past the 5th game. Oh yeah this season ... lets see how that works out. :lol:
 
gwallaia said:
Come on BA. This is gwallaia you're talking to. The calm level-headed Texan fan. Come on man, we got ya beat here, you need to take your lumps and enjoy the bye-week. Even the Titans can't lose this week.
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Would you rather me turn over or at least give you some forked tongue ... you know the answer 8-8. :shades:
 
Blazing Arrow said:
Battle cry of the teams like the Lions and such ....




Is this a Saints fan or a Texans fan? Same wine different cheese. You are just like the rest of us "low levels" who had not gotten a ring accept you have not even sniffed a playoff spot. Yeah yeah yeah we have not won but at least at seasons end we have had a chance.

In no season have the Texans had a chance past the 5th game. Oh yeah this season ... lets see how that works out. :lol:
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Your team still has a chance to do what the Lions did last year. I want to be the first to wish you luck in being the second team to go 0-16.

btw You might as well wait til next year until you start talking smack. 0-6 isn't looking too great right now.
 
Blazing Arrow said:
??? it is the epiphany of a Texans season ... for Titans fan it was yesterday. I am confused.
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It's pretty simple actually. Titan fans can only dream about having a .500 season right now. And to be honest that's probably going to be the case for the next 2 or 3 seasons if they're lucky.
 
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.
 
gwallaia said:
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.
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Flaming Anus needs a kick in his ass. Problem is that he wouldn't feel it.
 
gwallaia said:
Let's review some of the things that seem to have compelled BA to come to a Texans message board to try to bring everyone down by trying to tell us we are happy with a .500 record.

1. The team that he has arbitrarily chosen to cheer for started out last season 10-0! They were heading full steam into the playoffs as the AFC#1 seed with a 13-3 record only to get knocked out in the first round. Large amounts of air from their happy balloon was released.
2. Tragically, Steve McNair was brutally murdered, leaving Titan fans and indeed many NFL fans across the nation in shock.
3. Their first round major flop of a quarterback is costing the team millions of dollars while he dances with homosexual men in gay bars.
4. Their owner is Bud Adams.
5. Not only has the team started off 0-6 including a loss to the Texans but were embarrassed by the Patriots 59-0. It could have been much worse had the Patriots decided to keep pouring it on.
6. And finally, their head coach Jeff Fisher, perhaps the only member of the Titan organization with any amount of integrity is strutting around in the jersey of the star player from a division rival.

BA needs a group hug. Its no wonder he's as depressed as their sausage loving back-up QB.
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Well said.

I feel bad for BA. I mean, even his attempts at humor are pretty weak sauce. Upside down logo? Oooh, my wittle feewings are hurt.

This thread needs more pictures:

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I think we need to ease up on BA.

This is the sort of thing that can push someone over the edge.

BA, if you're reading this...I respect you and I value you. You are not a loser. Your TEAM is a loser. But you are not a loser. When you wake up, look in the mirror and say these words: "Today is the first day of the rest of my life."

Now that I think about it, you are a loser.

Oh, and last year was last year. The only season that ever matters...is the current one. You'll always be known as the team who pretended to be something special but the padding fell out of your bra on prom night.

:goodluck:
 
Three digits for you, BA: 590.

And that last digit in the number belongs to your Titans.

In Texas, your game would have been over via the mercy rule.
 
Blazing Arrow said:
How many more wins did you get then losses last season?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

And the season before?

... just wondering
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Well as far as last season goes, I guess it didn't matter seeing as how your season netted you the same amount of playoff wins as us.

As for referring to previous seasons, that's usually what teams that went from good to crappy do. You sound like a Cowboy fan except even they have Super Bowls to refer to.
 
OMG guys!! Thanks for the laugh! I gotta go find a tissue to dry the tears of JOY!!! Made my day!!

Gma
 
Blazing Arrow said:
Take a joke. I was just messing with you guys. Though i probably should have picked the 0-6 thread.

Great stuff in here guys. :clap:
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The only joke is your team.

It's a bad joke. The kind where everyone just sits there and stares at the bad joke teller....that look that says "You're an id!ot."

Would you tell your team to stop being a bad joke.

It's getting old.
 
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