So earlier I was thinking about those old Jeff Foxworthy jokes where he would say some situation and then say "....you might be a redneck!" The I thought about a couple of Texan jokes, and thought we could have fun with this. So, I'll start. Think of your own and post them. See what we can do with this. If you refer to a backup QB as HWMNBN, You might be a Texan's fan. Take it away!