With SB fast approaching, Dallas has a shortage of...

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  1. jaayteetx

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    Bill is going to have short pickings for the next couple weeks as tons of dancers from Houston will be traveling north.
     
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    RazorOye Ayo

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    I'm actually blaming Bill for the shortage.... but a girls gotta stay where the money is right? Bill's proven income :)
     
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    It would be impossible for Dallas to have a stripper shortage with the huge pool of talent available just a few hours down I-45 in H-town.

    The financial impact of the SB will be in the millions of dollars... for Houston.
     
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    :heh: Who do you think is driving the bus full of strippers North?
     
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    the only difference between the saturday night squad and tuesday afternoon B-team is a few tequilas. :texanbill:
     
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    Damn it! You beat me to this one! I guess the ones who remain here will be the mid-day shift chicks with the scars, tattoos, prosthetic limbs and thick body hair.
     
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    Maybe I'm alone here, but those first three items aren't so bad...
     
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