Why are all of our players getting sick?

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  1. TheRealJoker

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    LB Xavier Adibi (illness)
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    Throw in Schaub's viral infection keeping him out of last weeks game and there's something more than a losing culture infecting this franchise. What is it and who is the carrier? We need to cut them before they infect anymore of our players!!!

    PS: Just between us I think Richard Smith is the one carrying this illness and passing it on to all of our players....FIRE HIM!!!
     
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    Schwab... why the hell did you have to get everybody sick?! :wild:
     
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    Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid

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    I don't know but the Texans are making me ill .
     
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    FIRE KUBIAK!!

    oh wait a minute, wrong thread :)
     
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    I think it is the cafeteria food myself....something got in there......
     
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    We'll never know the real story. You got to give the Texans credit............at least, they don't kiss and tell. :backsout:
     
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    typically germs are going to be transmitted amongst people who are in direct contact on a daily basis.
     


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    Give um a dose of pepto and tell um to get their butts on the field and play ball!!! Nothin but a bunch of wussies!!!:winky: To bad WOMEN can't play professional football. You wouldn't hear all these sissy complaints!! "oooooh my finger hurts, think I need to ride the pine this week" OR "my tummy hurts, I need to stay on the sideline so I can fart in peace" OR " my ankle is a little tender from hip hopping all night at FU-FU's, so I might need this week off, give me a clipboard, I'm good at that!!" BUT, "don't forget to pad my bank account with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ so I can be ready for a rainy day, or when my butt gets cut for being a wussie!!!":mcnugget: ABOVE ALL "SCREW the fans!!! They don't know I'm a chickenshit!!"

    Problem with our boys getting sick?? NO woman around to make um buck it up and act like a MAN!! JMO!
     
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    Since we are playing the Fins this week I've been listening to interviews and reading about the opponents as much as I can. Parcells team was one of the most injured units last year and this year nobody is on the injury report. I heard the 610am guys talking to the Miami beat reporter media guy and he said that the Parcells management team puts a ton of pressure on the guys to play through their pains and bobos, as a stark contrast to the last regime who coddled their players more.
     
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    One "condition" you left out that women do tend to "use"...............one that, if the Texans took to the field, would change the entire landscape of the games:

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    I hope it was not the same stomach virus going around, my son brought that little jewel home from day care and it was a *****! The wife and I both spent just over 24 hours sick as hell, could not keep anything down or in and it was freakin horrible. The damn thing ended up going through almost everyone in my office and hers! Damn virus made me hurt all over for 4-5 days and was weak as hell I could hardly go to my office let alone do any serious activity like playing a game!
     
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    Ok who is spiking the kool aid- did they let Jerry into Reliant?
     
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    You gotta blame the trainer and the dietician.
     
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    you tell her C-NNN-d!!!
    :backsout:
     
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    Hell, some of them are bigger than our guys.
     
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    no doubt
     
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    Reminds me of the Ottawa Senators a couple of years ago. First one guy got sick & next thing you know the papers were reporting that an illness was going around the team.
     

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