Kissing Suzy Kolbert is IMO the funniest sports blog out there. Their impersonations of JJ and Wade Phillips are epic. They decided to feature the Texans today. This link leads to a fantasy conversation that isn't exactly G rated, but is awesome nonetheless. Apparently OD read up on mythology and has decided that he, Matt, Slaton, and AJ comprise the four headed beast that is the Chimera. For those that don't already know a Chimera has four heads -- a goat, dragon, and lion spring from it's neck, and the tail is a serpent. OD wishes to be known as "snake d**k." He likes this because the snake is "sneaky dangerous, like me. No expects a monster to have a snake head around back. Plus, it’s kinda phallic. I could be snake d**k. Like, when other tight ends catch passes, it’s COOOOOLLLLLLEEEEYYYYYY or HEEEEEEAAAAAPPPPPPP or HHHHEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHH. For me, Houston fans would go SSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE (you get the picture)." Slaton and Matt have a little row over who gets to be the lion and who is the goat. Matt maintains he is the lion because "lions don't get benched." Slaton gets a bit upset over this, as one can imagine he would with his fragile ego. AJ, always the peacemaker, agrees to be the goat and deems Steve the lion and Matt the dragon. Why? "CAUSE I’S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES, LITTLE ****** LION. Go get your lionnesses to do your hunting for you, bench b*tch! BBBAAA-AAAAAA-AAAHHHHHH! G.O.A.T.!"