Who Cares What ESPN Says? KSK Discovered Our Team

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  1. Dan B.

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    Kissing Suzy Kolbert is IMO the funniest sports blog out there. Their impersonations of JJ and Wade Phillips are epic. They decided to feature the Texans today. This link leads to a fantasy conversation that isn't exactly G rated, but is awesome nonetheless. Apparently OD read up on mythology and has decided that he, Matt, Slaton, and AJ comprise the four headed beast that is the Chimera. For those that don't already know a Chimera has four heads -- a goat, dragon, and lion spring from it's neck, and the tail is a serpent.

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    OD wishes to be known as "snake d**k." He likes this because the snake is "sneaky dangerous, like me. No expects a monster to have a snake head around back. Plus, it’s kinda phallic. I could be snake d**k. Like, when other tight ends catch passes, it’s COOOOOLLLLLLEEEEYYYYYY or HEEEEEEAAAAAPPPPPPP or HHHHEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHH. For me, Houston fans would go SSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE (you get the picture)."

    Slaton and Matt have a little row over who gets to be the lion and who is the goat. Matt maintains he is the lion because "lions don't get benched." Slaton gets a bit upset over this, as one can imagine he would with his fragile ego. AJ, always the peacemaker, agrees to be the goat and deems Steve the lion and Matt the dragon. Why?

    "CAUSE I’S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES, LITTLE ****** LION. Go get your lionnesses to do your hunting for you, bench b*tch! BBBAAA-AAAAAA-AAAHHHHHH! G.O.A.T.!"
     
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    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Now we know why Schaub randomly throws passes 30 feet away from his target. This dudes got the crazy eyes! :heart:
     
  3. Dan B.

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    Just in case some missed the joke, G.O.A.T. = Greatest Of All Time(s). Andre is most definitely our G.O.A.T.
     
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    I liked the comment that he looked higher than a giraffe's vag. I'm stealing that one.
     
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    woah, guys help me out... I cant find my one shoe...

    Stoner MVP! :)
     
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    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Separated at birth!
     
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    That was great Dan! Good find!!
     
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    Mailman Pwned by Hakeem

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    Allsome. I laughed hard.
     


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    This comment made me laugh out loud
     
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    This is the next guy to get caught with a Whizzinator. Guaranteed.
     
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    Great, great find!:lol:
     
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    You are so wrong. :spit:
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    KSK's a good one, yes.
     
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    Really well done that remix, thanks for the link! :)
     
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    While this one is good, the Rex Ryan KSK fantasy talk is pure genius.
     
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    Slaton is not the lion because lions dont get benched was the best line. I lol'ed on that one.
     
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