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  1. MONARCH

    MONARCH Rookie

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    Greetings all....

    HOW DARE THEY BECOME SO ARROGANT!

    I love my TEXANS......but gee, they have become money hungry, now haven't they. We enter upon a season of 2005 with the expectations of entering into the playoffs for the first time in franchise history.......we finally wake up upon the season's end to a 2-14 gridiron nightmare on Kirby Street.......

    ........they finally announce the signings of a new head coach, along with what some of us may call the strangest crew of assistant coaches imaginable........ and then they immediately throw out a new marketing campaign aimed at keeping our attention upon the ultimate objective........ of the day our franchise becomes responsible for winning a championship for our great city.....

    I WILL BE STANDING UPON THE FRONT ROW DURING DRAFT DAY 2006!

    ......along with legions of my great pals waiting to see if the TEXANS BRASS COMPLETE THE ULTIMATE TRANSACTION....... THE DRAFTING OF VINCE YOUNG AS OUR #1 PICK!


    For if this is indeed the case, as it should be........then I will surely be ecstatic to the point of immediately renewing my season tickets, buying new apparel, you know......the works!

    BUT LORD FORBID IF THEY DRAFT OTHERWISE........
    MONARCH
     
  2. chuckm

    chuckm Hall of Fame

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    hilarious
     
  3. TEXANS84

    TEXANS84 Moderator Staff Member

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    Priceless.
     
  4. Kaiser Toro

    Kaiser Toro Native Mod

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  5. HomeBred_Texan

    HomeBred_Texan Hall of Fame

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    An American Express Card for sure..............................

    You mean this Joker is back?

    Hey, if you have season tickets, tell me which end of the stadium the sun shines on the most...
     
  6. tulexan

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    I think you mean the Raiders brass.
     
  7. jaayteetx

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    Start getting used to the idea of rooting for Reggie Bush, we'll draft Vince Young when:pigfly:
     
  8. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    I think the answer is "online":

    Most users ever online was 848, 1 Hour Ago at 03:56 PM.

    I will be at the draft party in Houston. I had a lead on some VIP passes to NYC, but I can't travel right now. :(

    As much as I love VY, circumstances are likely gonna mean that we don't take him. So you might as well get used to that. I am learning to love Reggie after a season of being so sick of his name being used as a mantra to lose.

    If I hear anybody booing at the party, well, I will likely be wearing pointy boots and I know how to use them. :superman:
     


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    Good for you. Go get em!
     
  10. MONARCH

    MONARCH Rookie

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    The moment that the TEXANS draft VINCE YOUNG as our first pick upon DRAFT DAY 2006.........

    THE SUN WILL INDEED SHINE UPON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR A CHANGE!

    ......how bout that.....
    MONARCH
     
  11. MONARCH

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    Greetings Texans_Chick...

    Those VIP passes to NYC sure do sound intriguing........we may have to talk about those........

    Nevertheless, you sound as though you indeed love the VY.......now listen to me, don't you dare falter in your beliefs ok! For what I have been reading upon many of your prior post, and believe me I have read many........not only are you a well versed lady........but you seem like a real TEXAN!

    STICK TO YOUR GUNS MADAM! VINCE YOUNG IS WORTH IT.....
    MONARCH
     
  12. Bubbajwp

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  13. Porky

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    How come you are no longer writing from beautiful downtown Houston Monarch? You know the epicenter of excitement, or whatever your royal smugness calls it these days....or shall I call you Metropoliton. :spy:
     
  14. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    too funny! I forgot about that poster!!
     
  15. thunderkyss

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    Go forth Monarch, and represent us well. I ask only this... in the event Sir Vincent is not selected with the first overall pick in the 2006 draft, do not dishonor your statemen, and fellow Houstonians with week Philly booing. Instead, Whoop some Yankee Heiny
     
  16. HomeBred_Texan

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    That is what I thought. You have never even been to the stadium or you would know this right off the bat. So please, go away........
     
  17. JustBonee

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    Oh, the memories .... lol ... pig swine and all ....
     
  18. MONARCH

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    NICE TRY CORNBRED!

    I'll tell you what, upon DRAFT DAY 2006 when the TEXANS make their selection of VY as their #1 pick........and of course you are immediately consumed with remorse, humiliation, and a little of the twiddlydee......twiddlydum affect........to where you just cannot stand it anymore.......go ahead, step outside and walk over to the TEXANS WALL OF HONOR and kindly view my name upon (section 14).....for if you do not recall, this wall was built to honor first time PSL owners.......

    Go ahead slowpoke......walk a little faster now......don't be afraid......for the SUN IS INDEED SHINING OVER THERE TOO!
    MONARCH
     
  19. YoungTexanFan

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    Well, even with your wishful thinking that won't come to fruitation...your post generally make me laugh. Please don't boo at the draft, even if Vince isn't picked.
     
  20. MONARCH

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    NOW NOW PORKY...... you have the "walking area code" as your avatar, and you have the audacity to annoint me as SMUG.........

    But if you should decide the continue calling me the aforementioned........THAT'S OK, just make sure you spell it correctly........

    Actually, DOWNTOWN HOUSTON is even a bit more exciting than ever.......and pretty soon, will get even better than before.....

    But just like everything else in life, things change.......and hopefully for the better........

    THAT'S WHY VINCE YOUNG MUST BECOME THE TEXANS NEXT QUARTERBACK!
    MONARCH
     

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