What's up with Mel Kiper?

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  1. Tulip

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    He's been almost absent this offseason.

    Espn.com is featuring Scouts, Inc's big board instead of Kiper's.

    If I can recollect properly, I've only seen 2 updates to Kiper's big board (which looks more like an article than a draft board) in almost 4 months. The last one was on 4/12, which was a month old prior to that update.

    What gives?
     
  2. kastofsna

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    he's made several mocks and has been on ESPN's draft specials each time. he's just as active as ever as far as i can tell.
     
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    He's been busy getting his lines down for his ESPN Mobile commercial, acting like that doesn't come easy.
     
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    "Texans doing what?"

    I felt it.
     
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    lol:

    "Trade messes up my whole first round!"
     
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    what in the world could the texans do that would make kiper say "texans doign what??" i'd love to see that happen.
     
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    Doing anything BUT drafting Reggie Bush. & I think it WILL happen...
     
  8. Errant Hothy

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    I heard a rumor that he had a Micheal Jackson-esgue hair accident.

    Right now America's best scientist are in CT trying to save Mel's hair before Saturday.

    Just what I heard.
     


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    that's just a smokescreen.
     
  10. Errant Hothy

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    Isn't everything?

    Dosn't the saying go "I smokescreen therefor I am"?
     
  11. kastofsna

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    this messageboard is actually a smokescreen. people registered thinking it was a forum to talk about the texans, but really it's just a sign-up sheet for a timeshare lodge in louisiana. at least, that's what my sources tell me.
     
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    No, the message board is real.

    It's the Texans that are the smokescreen as they are just a front for a massive goverment conspriacy involing a new breed of genetical engieneered crabs, hyper sonic jets, men capable of talking for hours and saying nothing, infinite imporbabilty drives and real estate in western Florida.
     

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