What's The First Thing You'd Do If The Texans Made The Playoffs This Year?

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  1. gary

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    I'd throw a huge party. What would you do?
     
  2. whiskeyrbl

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    Buy my playoff tickets.
     
  3. TheRealJoker

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    Something i've been waiting to do a long time...
     
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    Your the one with the vow of celibacy aren't you?
     
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    Kill myself in happiness.

    Hahahahaha. Go to the Galleria for girls. You'll find plenty.
     
  6. Xetuoh1836

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    Buy playoff tickets first, then get RJ a "lady of the night"!:headhurts:
     
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    20 years is a long time to wait! :pirate:
     
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    If they have a home game, yeah, definitely the first thing I do is secure my tickets and parking pass.

    Of course, if they're in the running in December, I'm sure those invoices would already be in the mail.

    So, I don't know what the first thing I'd do would be. If they clinch a berth against Chicago, probably a giant party in the yellow lot would be the first thing. Scratch that, a giant party in section 547 first. Followed by a giant party through the concourse, followed by a giant party down the ramps, then the giant party in the yellow lot.
     
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    Wow, haven't thought of this but I'm 100% sure my night would involve alcohol, buddies, ladies, drinking games and celebratory cheers. Also, one less vacation day for "recovery".
     
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    can we change the name of this thread to "What's the first thing You are going to do when the Texans make the playoffs" ?
     
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    Dude never said he was a virgin.......just called into a local sports radio station when Houston was off to a hot start and vowed celibacy until Houston made the playoffs.....(I'm guessing he thought they'd make it last season)

    P.S. BTW Joker, that made a great promo. :cool: Really made me LMFAO.......here's to the Texans making the playoffs next season.
     
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    I'll celebrate with Al and Cohol :)
     
  14. whiskeyrbl

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    I forgot about the party of 70,000 + in the Parking lots after the playoff clinching game. Man it is gonna be crazy, but in a good way!!!!
     
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    If we're sure of landing the playoff spot and end the regular season on home turf, then I'll seriously consider flying in from Denmark to go crazy! :)
     
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    Unfortunately for my blue balls I decided not to wait for results to AJ's "minor" knee injury after the Carolina game to make my prediction :(
     
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    After I got through crying, (I get emotional when I'm super HAPPY,) I would e-mail all my Cowboy and Titan friends and send them a HUGE TEXAN smilie!!!! :fans: :fans:
     
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    You're a huge party person.
     
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