What would help the game get here sooner.

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  1. EllisUnit

    EllisUnit Serving Koolaid

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    A damn time machine because i get so anxious and discontent waiting for the game to start. i feel like doing this :gun: . Please hurry up 12:00
     
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    If you're capable, do what I'm about to do -- workout for about an hour.
     
  3. False Start

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    Traveling near the speed of light or a few seconds should do it.

    A nap or several shots of tequila would probably accomplish the same effect.
     
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    Roll up bro!
     
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    If you figure out how to do pull off that first suggestion, get in touch with me. I know some NASA engineers that would be quite interested in that tech.

    The second suggestion is risky. My experience with tequila shots says you could sleep right past the kickoff. In fact, you could sleep right on thru Sunday.
    :turtle:
     
  7. EllisUnit

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    :jogger: there we go. Job accomplished ;)
     
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    Set the DVR to record , set the alarm for 1 hour after kickoff - sleep till alarm sounds - enjoy game comercial free.



    :chickendance:
     


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    Start a few more threads, that should do it. Ok, just kidding:elmo::neener:


    Surf the internet, workout, clean up, make lunch, :gun:
     
  10. False Start

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    OK, now its time to roll a fattie, and get in game mode. [​IMG]
     
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  11. EllisUnit

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    i wouldnt even know the game was going on. Its like an old black and white film that jumps frame to frame really fast so, i think i'll just pull the filter off a menthol and enjoy a 3 minute buzz and then have skull cracking head ache :texanbill:
     
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    You need 1.21 jiga-WATTS!!!!!
     
  13. EllisUnit

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    ok just 30 more minutes. Take us first on the field. These pre game shows are so boring and predictable.
     
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    Vaporizer's glowing blue and to temp now.
     
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    aight i have to get off during the game. i like my laptop and i fear for its safety if i'm holding it during the game. :turtle:
     

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